Binaural
Eats Squid
That explains why the flight stewards on my last trip to China were such huge dicks then.
leitch
Feelin' a bit rrranty
and why Virgin stewardesses all have such voluptuous breasts.
slip
Beefcake...BEEFCAKE!!!
Yeah they are wicked. I was going to put the moves on one last flight, really hot blonde thing, Virgin stereotype, big cans. Unfortunately it was after a massive night on the piss. I start planning my attack, next thing I know the bitch is shaking me.
Turns out I fell asleep with my head back and my mouth open, making some rank gargling noise.
Shit.
How is the dad's form! Poor kid doesnt even know about metric/imperial!
Turns out I fell asleep with my head back and my mouth open, making some rank gargling noise.
Shit.
How is the dad's form! Poor kid doesnt even know about metric/imperial!
BM Epic
Eats Squid
You could try a metal insert,then you could start calling it a rod
,But if the flight gets turned back that will be double downsizing,this is a big risk that we cannot afford to take.29er's started life as 26er's and got affected by transatlantic flight's,BMXer's started out as 26er's and were obviously sent by submarine,it's so obvious!
thecat
NSWMTB, Central Tableland MBC
To save on tooling costs all bikes are made as small only.
Medium frames get air freight half way
Large all the way.
Xl goes around twice
Small goes by boat.
XS submarine (Strapped to the outside of course)
And so on and so forth. etc. etc. Ad nauseam
Medium frames get air freight half way
Large all the way.
Xl goes around twice
Small goes by boat.
XS submarine (Strapped to the outside of course)
And so on and so forth. etc. etc. Ad nauseam
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Bahahahaha... GOLD!! I love it.
Tristan23
Farkin guerilla
Not to mention bar height, stem length, chainstay length, chain link length, hub width, seat tube size, bottom bracket configuration, headtube size, and that's not even taking into consideration the size of tubing!
Hell, if you've got relatives all around the world sending you your new rig via different processes you'll ask for a BMX, 20.75" toptube with 8" rise bars and find you'll end up with a fully geared DH Comp with 2.7" tires!
And you think the BOLTS are the most of your worries!
Chalkie
Likes Dirt
Not such a crazy theory. Notice how the development of the mountain bike coincides with the dates people started shipping via air. Coincidence? I think not.Not to mention bar height, stem length, chainstay length, chain link length, hub width, seat tube size, bottom bracket configuration, headtube size, and that's not even taking into consideration the size of tubing!
Hell, if you've got relatives all around the world sending you your new rig via different processes you'll ask for a BMX, 20.75" toptube with 8" rise bars and find you'll end up with a fully geared DH Comp with 2.7" tires!
And you think the BOLTS are the most of your worries!
"Holy shit, what happened to the BMX I ordered? This is bloody outrageous - I certainly did not ask for a bike that actually fits me."
Note: All claims are unsubstantiated bullshit .
scblack
Leucocholic
BM Epic
Eats Squid
Yep,
I have a metal plate in my head,done the flight from london to sydney and my head was the size of a beachball,they had to cut me out to get off,but im allright now!
thecat
NSWMTB, Central Tableland MBC
That's what I'm saying. Short is the story of my lifeWith you, I understand this is ALWAYS very short lived.
scblack
Leucocholic
And I find as I get older it gets worse.
Cooch
Likes Dirt
Have you tried wrapping your wang in foil??
Cooch
Likes Dirt
Hence, miles instead of kilometers, lbs instead of kilos and ounces instead of ml...
Retards!
