Confessions from the fuckwits

[Tubbsy]

I'll never do that again.

That's what I said.

 

[pink poodle]

You're wife.is going to blame the bikes for that new phrase the kids have...

 

[Scotty T]

Glad I take my wedding ring off to ride or it might not have come off.

 

[Zaf]

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[moorey]

Glad I take my wedding ring off to ride or it might not have come off.View attachment 356623

Can relate.

 

[Scotty T]

Easier to set sag when you're not towing a few extra tonnes around?

Haha it's actually a Ti ring but it digs in when riding.

 

[BT180]

I just leave mine on and rock the super-callous

 

[yuley95]

I just leave mine on and rock the super-callous
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Snap! I've got the matching callous

 

[safreek]

I just leave mine on and rock the super-callous
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Snap! I've got the matching callous

Never realised that mtbers are such callous bastards

 

[moorey]

I just leave mine on and rock the super-callous
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I couldn’t hack the callouses any more. Super glad it wasn’t on when I dislocated mine. Joint is still a mile too big to ever get the ring back on. Don’t think it will ever go back on.

 

[yuley95]

I couldn’t hack the callouses any more. Super glad it wasn’t on when I dislocated mine. Joint is still a mile too big to ever get the ring back on. Don’t think it will ever go back on.

When and how did you do that hideous thing?

 

[moorey]

Never realised that mtbers are such callous bastards

Wart did you say!!!

 

[Dales Cannon]

I couldn’t hack the callouses any more. Super glad it wasn’t on when I dislocated mine. Joint is still a mile too big to ever get the ring back on. Don’t think it will ever go back on.

Does this mean you got your balls back out of the drawer? Asking for a friend.

 

[moorey]

Does this mean you got your balls back out of the drawer? Asking for a friend.

Ask your friend to Snapchat me.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Ask your friend to Snapchat me.

Not sure if he has dick pics.

 

[moorey]

Not sure if he has dick pics.

He will if he Snapchats me.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Not sure if he has dick pics.

Did someone say, dick pics... As if on cue...here you go kids...

When I'm after a bit of big cock then it has to be pineapple flavoured. The customer shots with their newly purchased schlong shaped tasty treats is also amusing.

I'm sure the watermelon one is pretty nice too but I left it on the shelf....

 

[pink poodle]

Holy dick pics batman!

 

[Boom King]

Some more tasty treats....

 

[Flow-Rider]