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harmonix1234

harmonix1234

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They reckon it's cathartic.
Like going to church and doing that thing in the booth, or getting drunk and bailing up a stranger and telling them all the things you wouldn't dare tell someone you know.

Go on. Take a load off.

1 - When I was a kid, we sang the song 'Redback under the toilet seat' in music class one day. It scared me so much I wouldn't use the loo, so I crapped in an empty milo tin for a week and hid it in the back of the linen cupboard until Mum found it. Busted custard.

2 - I have recently developed a fondness for the television show 'Offspring'. In fact, I am counting the minutes as I write.

3 - My record collection contains not one, but two John Farnham albums.

There, that feels better.
 
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hach_bee

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harmonix1234 said:
3 - My record collection contains not one, but two John Farnham albums.
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I know almost every one of his songs (all the hits, plus most of the unreleased of his earlier stuff)

1. I still believe that vegemite and cheese is the best snack out there.

2. After giving up drinking last year for 3mths I'm back to consuming alcohol every day...

3. And a little more than a little scared of starting back in competition riding because of fear of being judged.
 
moorey

moorey

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I lined up for 8 hours for tickets to see Culture Club..... 10 years after their candle had long burned out

I attended a pro-duck shooting rally as a 15 yo

I was complicit in a mate pissing in his mates gf's bottle of coke
 
Registered Nutcase

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1) I stirred my mates drink with my nuts... he still does not know about it!

2) after my girlfriend and I have broken up, I can finally say my life prospects have improved becuase that sour cow is not there! I have met more people and had more fun in the last 5 days than the last 18 months!

3) I concider my job a joke, and hate the fact I have spent years in the field!
 
Mywifesirrational

Mywifesirrational

I however am very normal. Trust me.
harmonix1234 said:
1 - When I was a kid, we sang the song 'Redback under the toilet seat' in music class one day. It scared me so much I wouldn't use loo, so I crapped in an empty milo tin for a week and hid it in the back of the linen cupboard until Mum found it. Busted custard.
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haha, what the hell did your mother say and how did she deal with it??

I once deliberately failed a student without even marking their work, when there was a complaint made to the student union / coordinator, I falsified some documents. That prick never deserved to be in uni.
 
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Shredden

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When I was 10 and home alone for a few hours I rode into the little lemon tree in the front yard and broke it in half. I dug it up and dumped it in the laneway and filled the hole with rocks. I told Mum that I thought someone had stolen it. Dont think she bought it.

In year 8 me and a few mates pulled all the plastic covers that are on the outside of power points and telephone points and stored them in a locker. We had about 150 of them stored in a locker by the end of the year, left the school that year but always wondered what happened.



Have trolled rotorburn many times but I am changing my ways :love: Waterinforks,sniffingglue,ipodinwall,manyothers.

Oh yeah. I have never, not once, legally acquired music or movies.
 
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moorey

moorey

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I shot mr burns.

Oh, and I shat on a mates beanie at the snow one year....and showed him the pic later.
 
moorey

moorey

call me Mia
I was awarded 3rd place at a nationals dh event about 10 years ago. I knew it was wrong, I think I came 9th, but claimed it anyway. They rang me a week later asking for the medal back. Said I'd post it. I didn't.

No one on this forum is a mtb'er are they?
 
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mason33

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I once fell out of a willow tree from about 3 meters and landed on my head, don't worry many branches and 10cm deep water broke my fall.

I wrote off an xf falcon around a power pole.

I never use to ride with a helmet when I was young (until I got a ticket anyway).

I once rode out of my driveway without looking and ran into a (slow) moving van head on.

I enjoyed the movie alice in wonderland, mostly because it seems like someones drug trip.

At a state of origin match people were throwing around toilet rolls, so I pegged one at the head of a lady directly in front of me and looked in the other direction.
 
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TWChikn

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I rode into a parked car once because I was turned around telling my mate to get off the road cause there was a car coming behind him.
 
Jaydawgz

Jaydawgz

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In about grade 4, the morning of the school athletics carnival, I went to the milk bar and stole a couple of things.
And the reason for this was because kids were telling me about the good food they were bringing the day before..
:nono:
 
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