COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

[stirk]

Says it all. Never thought lismore would be such a town. Hope I don't have to move back to Elizabeth
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You'd make a good security guard....

 

[safreek]

Saf I thought you were a bit younger than 63 but being from Elizabeth says it all.

3rd generation dole bludger, no work keeps you young

 

[safreek]

It’s missing the part where he cycled away from the scene on a girls bike.

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You like my new bike? Disguised myself as Robert denero.
Is that really the dude

 

[safreek]

You'd make a good security guard....

I don't think you are allowed to punch fuckwits, that went out in the 90s

 

[FigBo0T]

You like my new bike? Disguised myself as Robert denero.
Is that really the dude

https://www.news.com.au/national/ns...t/news-story/ab62d2ea116f4fa9f1ac388ef992102c

 

[Haakon]

First world issues - what's the likelihood of receiving international orders from Europe at the moment?

Ordered a helmet for my son and parts from ze Germans which was dispatched on 13/3 and arrived in the Netherlands on 16/3. Not sure if air mail from Euro is a thing at the moment.

I’ve got cAr parts en route from Germany at present, one dhl and one fedex - seems to be progressing at a reasonable rate.

 

[Flow-Rider]

More sanctions put in place.

 

[FigBo0T]

I wonder how essential church is ....

 

[johnny]

Anyone watched the PM and CMOs press conference?

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Yes, I did.

 

[FigBo0T]

It lasted an hour, but could have been spoken in 25 minutes. WTF does he pause between every word? Acting hurt? Maybe he isn't breathing so well ....

This is part 1.

#WhoredingisUnStrayan.

 

[Scotty T]

 

[FigBo0T]

Shit just got real. They've cancelled Eurovision

 

[moorey]

Shit just got real. They've cancelled Eurovision

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30 years too late.

 

[FigBo0T]

30 years too late.

Totally.

 

[moorey]

At least it gave us a good episode of The Goodies

 

[FigBo0T]

Poo Paper Police

NSW police will patrol the toilet paper aisles of Australian supermarkets to calm panic buying of groceries.

The Daily Telegraph has revealed police will be visible in shopping aisles and malls after discussions with supermarket bosses.

NSW Police Deputy Commissioner Jeff Loy said people should be able to go about their daily business and bad behaviour was not acceptable.

It comes after Australians unleashed on a “selfish” hoarder caught trying to sell staples like hand sanitiser, toilet rolls and nappies at inflated prices online.

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The man posted a photo of his stash on Facebook yesterday afternoon, revealing he was selling individual toilet rolls for $5 each – and packs of 24 rolls for a staggering $100.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/bus...h/news-story/33b8d260f4217177d77854c80c80f57a

 

[tubby74]

Britain to close schools from friday. Isnt that the same country Morrison is basing his decision to not close schools on?

 

[safreek]

Glad I listened to johnny, will we become totally fucked, I don't know but why take chances

 

[moorey]

Harder to rape at home?

 

[c3024446]

Probably already posted, but we are 8 days behind the US and 3 weeks behind Italy. Increase in Italy is now linear rather than exponential according to the graph below.

I'm anxiously waiting to see how effective the social distancing / border control measures are here. In Australia our numbers have a lag of 5 days due to testing, so if the numbers are still increasing by 30% in the results posted over this weekend (21/22nd March) more drastic measures will need to take place.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/italy/