ok, i have no heartwarming poems, but i'll play:
This is Jose. He's 3. He likes licking things, cuddles and food. the best part of his day is when i get home, but it's even better when i get home from a ride because he can do all 3 of his favourite things at once: lick the sweat off my face while cuddling.
This is Ziggy. He's 2. He likes eating milk bottles, snoring and eating flies. It's worth opening the flyscreens on a summer day - there's hours of entertainment as ziggy chases them around the house and over-commits while trying to take the suckers down.