Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[Flow-Rider]

Here's another fishing for a profit.

Never riding bike and mite knows what I got here.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Who the fuck would swap parts for mites unless you breed spiders?

 

[Jpez]

Anti douche post!! Fella giving this little rig free to good home. Nice.

 

[Rusty_68]

Never riding bike and mite knows what I got here.

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[Flow-Rider]

Who the fuck would swap parts for mites unless you breed spiders?

I thought dust mites came as a free extra with the bike.

 

[pink poodle]

Never riding bike and mite knows what I got here.

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If he doesn't want stupid money, am I to assume he wants crypto for payment? Or methods even more unsavoury?

 

[Flow-Rider]

If he doesn't want stupid money, am I to assume he wants crypto for payment? Or methods even more unsavoury?

Mmmm, how much dogecoin can a never riding bike be worth?

 

[moorey]

Not enough body hair. It could be a nude from the time I shaved down though.

Edit: Added current nude

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I thought you were Luke, not Chewy?

 

[Mr Crudley]

Surely a decimal point was missed, but...well..

 

[pink poodle]

I thought you were Luke, not Chewy?

I'm the princess.

 

[moorey]

That’s the complete ad. No more info.

 

[yuley95]

That’s the complete ad. No more info. View attachment 383169

This is fucking hilarious. I assume she tried to pick up the mechanic because he/she was pretty hot but they refused. I also assume there is a really niche set of trading cards related to Holden Captiva’s and she is selling the very rare ‘seat card’ and ‘door card’ in the gold foil wrap numbered 8 of 23…?

 

[moorey]

This is fucking hilarious. I assume she tried to pick up the mechanic because he/she was pretty hot but they refused. I also assume there is a really niche set of trading cards related to Holden Captiva’s and she is selling the very rare ‘seat card’ and ‘door card’ in the gold foil wrap numbered 8 of 23…?

Your guess is as good as mine. I am literally clueless about what’s going on.

 

[Minlak]

That’s the complete ad. No more info. View attachment 383169

What more did you want to know - Its obvious what she is selling

 

[moorey]

What more did you want to know - Its obvious what she is selling

*it’s

 

[Flow-Rider]

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You need to ask the Machenic, it probably stenches like a dead dog in there, looks like it's trying to sell the door cards and the seats but no one will remove them.

 

[moorey]

You need to ask the Machenic, it probably stenches like a dead dog in there, looks like it's trying to sell the door cards and the seats but no one will remove them.

Wtf are door cards?

 

[Mattyp]

"My loss is your gain"... I beg to differ.

 

[moorey]

"My loss is your gain"... I beg to differ.
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Yeah, that gave me a nose bleed.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Wtf are door cards?

The bit on the door that stops your arm getting sliced up by the naughty bits inside.