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franco cozzo

Likes Dirt
Wow... that's up there with the best.
"....gearing can be changed by lengthening or shortening the chain"
who needs a shifter / mechs & cumbersome cables when you can just shorten / lengthen your chain...? takes a bit of practice to do it efficiently on the move but the weight savings are worth it!
....so much less clutter and less hassle!
 

stirk

Burner
More expensive secondhand than when new!

Sadly the wife won't let me troll the Facebook garage sale group....


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rowdyflat

chez le médecin
Love it = a mad ,free thinking ,tinkerer. Not a douche.
Def not legal on the road but would be ok where i live though.
 

moorey

call me Mia
Yes you win. Douchebag of the decade

What's not to love?

Inverter to generate 240 volts to be stepped back down to 12 volts for the fairy lights.
Or handlebars?
Or synthetic grass
Or fire extinguisher.
I keep thinking its a wind up..then not....then yes....then not again.

How can you pick a favorite from all that. Steering would be precise with stem pointing backwards too.
 
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moorey

call me Mia
At least it comes with a fire extinguisher... 'cause that thing looks like a fire hazard waiting to happen.
Surely you're not eluding to the hot engine, enclosed without ventilation, by flammable nylon grass?
Good day to you sir.
 
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