Listen, I don't want to generalize here, but generally speaking its usually older folks that do this. They're pretty crafty when given an excuse and tend to spend all their time at home toddling around the yard continuously assessing the state of their living conditions... - They then complain about it to their neighbors, detailing every single problem in their life (which is usually young people) ignorant to the fact that the neighbour they're talking to is quietly contemplating tea bagging the green ant hill nestled in the corner of the yard to subvert the psychological torture. Yes, old people are a perfect candidate for this kind of act. A local reserve near me has been laced with fabricated spike strips and hidden sharp metal objects. Some one with a serious amount of time on their hand; someone... retired, put a whole lot of time into building these traps.
They create their own little Vietnam's and wage war against people they don't know just to spice up their boring lives, they make friends with your pets to try turn them against you. They pretend they're interested in politics, but just react to political keywords such as "fiber", "osmosis", "Egyptian" and "bob hawk". They mow their lawns once every second day and feed the same birds that crap on your car every morning. They get up extra early and perch outside of their house to ask in a rhetorical way if your late when your late for work. They report you to the council when you feed the same set of birds and the birds all somehow mysteriously die. They all have incinerators and burn plastic once a week, cause like, garbage collection is still a whole 4hours away.
They buy stupid little yup yup dogs, cause they're just stupid and little, and don't know they're hanging out nut job's. Do you ever see big dogs with old people? like cool big dogs? Nope.They know what's up. see where I'm going with this?
Old people smell like wheat and rye.
