Hilarious, I think your response should be:
Accepted if they agree to paying interest at the full rate under the penalty interests act, and also cover cost of a bank guarantee!!
I believe the missionary act leads to more circumcisions that the doggy act...The pig grew up thinking he was a doggy style pig...... might be wrong (in so many ways)
Looks like he's trying to charge it as well.Would anyone know the owner? Not the most convincing Gumtree ad for an expensive steed.
Here it is.......