moorey
call me Mia
Sure...THATS the reason :eyebrows:This is why I live alone.
I have both HAD, and HAVE BEEN, appauling house mates over the years, but the less I say about that on a public forum, the better for everyone:yield:
Sure...THATS the reason :eyebrows:This is why I live alone.
he'd have to be either an incredibly good root or have magical dog-whisperer skillz.I put up with him because... probably boredom, his PS3, and being an incredibly sweet and tolerant person.
I once lent a canon 70-300mm lens to a flatmate because he was doing a photography course.Bringing this back up to the top.
Just a little one, but I thought I'd stop filling the LTIH thread up.
I lent my tools to my housemates so they could put up a basketball hoop. They finished building it (with some help from me, these two are the least mechanically competent males I've ever met), and then left the toolkit out with screwdrivers and spanners scattered across the driveway and outside stairs. This is the kind of thing my dad kicked me up the arse for when I was about 14.
Some people's moral compass is so far out is stops being funny. Ten years on and I would still fell like killing the bloke.I once lent a canon 70-300mm lens to a flatmate because he was doing a photography course.
I didn't know it at the time, but he sold it that day to the pawn shop and went and got a quarter ounce of weed.
He brought the weed home and we all smoked it and played mario kart.
A week later when he had finished his TAFE course I asked for the lens back and he said he didn't have it, and that he sold it, and he didn't owe me any money because I helped him smoke the weed.
Tops.
Havn't had a bong in 10 years. Still miss that lens though.
Funny thing is, just the other day the guy puts on facebook 'Just got my first bike. Went for a ride and the gears are all f*cked. Anyone know how to fix it"?
I reply "Yeah, piece of cake"
He asks "Cool, reckon you could come around and fix it"?
I reply "Reckon you could come around with a canon telephoto zoom lens"?
No reply.
Bahahaha that's gold! Good work!Funny thing is, just the other day the guy puts on facebook 'Just got my first bike. Went for a ride and the gears are all f*cked. Anyone know how to fix it"?
I reply "Yeah, piece of cake"
He asks "Cool, reckon you could come around and fix it"?
I reply "Reckon you could come around with a canon telephoto zoom lens"?
No reply.
Why not fix the gears then take it for a "test ride" straight to the hock shop.
They might swap it for a new zoom lens.
No, sell it for a bag of weed!Harmonix - DO THIS!:evil:
Nope, and especially nope. He wasn't a huge fan of Dog, probably because Dog would punch, kick or headbutt him in the sack at every opportunity. I suspect Diva of beating Dog while I wasn't home, he had tender ribs for a patch near the end of Diva's stint at The Pawhouse.he'd have to be either an incredibly good root or have magical dog-whisperer skillz.
That should have been a big clue right there.Him and his fucking VR covered in Holden stickers...
no wonder Dog was headbutting him....some people are real @rsewipes. go Dog!!I suspect Diva of beating Dog while I wasn't home, he had tender ribs for a patch near the end of Diva's stint at The Pawhouse.
Well I had certain hormonal issues when we met. To begin with, it was only this big, obnoxious logo across the back windscreen. Apparently he's now an even BIGGER douchebag.That should have been a big clue right there.