I shall face God and walk backwards into hell, before I...

[johnny]

..., find a better saying than that.



Fuck you and your looming Monday morning.

 

[moorey]

I thought this was about 29”. Oh wait, it’s you.

 

[safreek]

Buy a modern bike

 

[johnny]

..., buy another bike with propriety standards.

 

[johnny]

..., admit that I will never become a god of street and sell my 2004 Cannondale Chase.

 

[Ultra Lord]

Buy carbon fibre.







Don’t you fucken dare sell that chase johnny

 

[johnny]

..., acknowledge the term "ovo lacto vegetarian"

 

[Ponchoatdirtworks]

Buy a bike that requires batteries. Any batteries. For any purpose.


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[Dales Cannon]

Vote for Peter Dutton.

 

[Cardy George]

Move back to suburbia.

Vote for Peter Dutton.

Creepy man

 

[stirk]

Thou shalt buy a new mountain bike without permission and face the wrath of her/him. Forgiveness will be given to thou in a few weeks.



Jhonny need not apply to above as he is sly as a fox and outwitted his better half and was told to buy a new bike


There is a lesson here I will use

 

[nzhumpy]

though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death > Furious anger. As delivered by SLJ.

 

[Cardy George]

Thou shalt buy a new mountain bike without permission and face the wrath of her/him. Forgiveness will be given to thou in a few weeks.



Jhonny need not apply to above as he is sly as a fox and outwitted his better half and was told to buy a new bike


There is a lesson here I will use

It was my Wife's idea to salary sacrifice for my current steed.......

You'll need a business who'll do that, of course. Working for fellow mountain bikers helped. A lot.

 

[moorey]

.....ride a spesh, Trek, giant or canondale.

 

[Lazmo]

Ride a bike, any bike.

 

[born-again-biker]

Follow AFL.

 

[The Duckmeister]

.... part ways with my front derailleur and 3x crankset!

 

[SF Trailboy]

Believe in religion....

 

[pink poodle]

...drink decaf.

 

[moorey]

Believe in religion....

It exists, I promise you. But the sooner you accept it exists, the sooner you can denounce it.