If you watch Jaws backwards it's about a zombie shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
If you watch Mean Girls backwards, it's about a girl who gets so unpopular that she has to move to Africa
If you watch cindarella backwards, its about a woman who learns her place
If you watch Twilight backwards, it still sucks.
If you watch lord of the rings backwards, its about a small man who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the movies walking home
If you watch Saw backwards, it is a truly amazing and touching story about one man providing countless limbs for the disabled.
If you watch Hoarders backwards, people that work for A&E come and fill a random persons home with a massive amount of garbage.
If you watch Paranormal Activity backwards, a man films his girlfriend while she sometimes chases an invisible demon around the house. Other times, she suddenly ignores it. Thus, he asks her to have sex on camera.
If you watch 40 Year-Old Virgin backwards, it’s a character study of Steve Carell having sex and then swearing it off, replacing his massive porn collection with children’s toys, breaking up with his girlfriend and eventually isolating himself from his friends and coworkers.
If you watched Apple backward, they would be desperately trying to catch up to PC in an epic race of making computers less user friendly and more outdated.
If you watch it backwards, Twitter is about a bunch of people removing their stupid comments and erasing their contacts until they feel completely lonely.
If you watch your life backwards it’s about someone who ages backwards, loses their job, becomes so dumb that they have to go all the way back through school, and eventually get sucked back into their mother’s womb.
If you watch The Biggest Loser backwards, it’s about people who exercise so much that they gain weight.
If you watch The Doors backwards, it’s about a fat bearded alcoholic lying in a bath in Paris and deciding to move to Los Angeles, form a band, lose weight, buy some leather trousers and dick about in the desert.
If you watch Gran Torino backwards, it’s about a zombie who becomes more and more racist.
If you watch Happy Gilmore backwards, you see the story of a professional golfer who gives away all his money to the PGA and puts his grandmother in a shitty nursing home so he can live in a bad apartment and try to make it into the NHL.
If you watch the royal wedding backwards, you are more of a loser than those watching it forward.
If you watch Kim Kardashian’s life backwards, a woman is rich and famous for no reason who then has sex with another famous person on camera. The world is so ashamed that she becomes a nobody.
If you watch Bill Clinton backwards, he is sucking his sperm off Monica Lewinsky’s face with his penis.
If you watch Charlie and the Chocolate factory backwards, it’s about a young entrepreneur who gives his chocolate factory to a man who promptly goes insane and kicks Charlie out on the street with nothing but a golden ticket to remind him of his former riches.
If you watch Dexter backwards, its about a man who can magically heal knife wounds of people who’ve been saran wrapped to tables. He then has a conversation, showing them pictures of all the people they’ve hurt. He teaches them his magic and they go and save the people they’ve killed.
If you watch WALL-E backwards, it’s about a robot who escapes from a human spaceship with the only plant in existence, buries it on Earth, and starts vomiting garbage everywhere.
If you watch the recent Japanese tsunami backwards, the ocean spits out fully functioning, assembled, and beautiful cities.
If you watch Pokemon backwards, it’s about a bunch of school-aged animal rights activists freeing animals that were being used for horrific bloodsport.
If you watch American Pie backwards, it’s about a college student who leaves his prom to become a virgin and then makes an apple pie with his penis.
If you watch Ferris Bueller’s Day Off backwards, it’s about a kid who has to run a bunch of errands before he goes to school.
If you watch it backwards, WikiLeaks is a group of men who stumble across top secret information and then work really hard to cover up their findings because they know that is what various world governments would want them to do.
If you watch your birth backwards, you’ll see your own parents getting really excited as the doctors push you into your mom, thus getting rid of you forever.
If you watch Independence Day backwards, it’s about soldiers harassing the crap out of a bunch of aliens until they say, “screw it, let’s just build a bunch of national monuments and leave.”
THE BEST ONE:
If you watch Juno backwards, it’s about a guy who sucks a fetus out of a pregnant womans belly using only his penis