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One day incredofuz the penguin was walking down his street when he fell down a manhole. In this manhole he found a.......
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ADD TO THE FUN PEOPLE!!!
Incredofuz the penguin tried to bust a 54cm gap waterbar with a stick on the down ramp. Rad action.
As he hit the down ramp the stick tangled in the rear floating disc and it sank.
Off to the bike store (I'll resist using any names for stirring any shite) went Incredewhopickedthisshite :shock: namedofuz who will now be known as dufuz for short f-it.
Lost it. :arrow: :arrow:
Mechanic sez to dufuz, "Gimme an hour and come back. Should be sweet as. Pretty hot day, beach is down the road...." (As they all are around here.... :roll: )
Dufuz waddles (No offense Johnny "Shooter") to the beach and splashes around till the time passes enough. Long story short, penguin is out the water and is hot. spies an icecream truck and gets amongst it.
Dufuz walks into the mechanic who shall remain nameless in a nameless area store....
The mechanic looks up and sez "Looks like you've blown a seal"
Dufuz wipes the icecream from his face and sez "No, no - it's only icecream!" :shock: :arrow: :lol:
As he hit the down ramp the stick tangled in the rear floating disc and it sank.
Off to the bike store (I'll resist using any names for stirring any shite) went Incredewhopickedthisshite :shock: namedofuz who will now be known as dufuz for short f-it.
Lost it. :arrow: :arrow: Mechanic sez to dufuz, "Gimme an hour and come back. Should be sweet as. Pretty hot day, beach is down the road...." (As they all are around here.... :roll: )
Dufuz waddles (No offense Johnny "Shooter") to the beach and splashes around till the time passes enough. Long story short, penguin is out the water and is hot.
spies an icecream truck and gets amongst it.Dufuz walks into the mechanic who shall remain nameless in a nameless area store....
The mechanic looks up and sez "Looks like you've blown a seal"
Dufuz wipes the icecream from his face and sez "No, no - it's only icecream!" :shock: :arrow: :lol:
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Dufuz then realises what the mechanic has sed and smacks him upside the head and rides off with wade simmons bike which happens to be in there for service...
peachy
Ripe 'n ready!
incredofuz the penguin gets confused at what just happened so he goes to bed. next morning he wakes up and says "shit i gotta go to school." he chills at school with his homegirl penguins and smokes some whack penguinotic chronic. he starts feeling really dissy and wants to freestyle B rabbit.
peachy
Ripe 'n ready!
B rabbit: yo yo yo... yo yo mr incredofuz the penguin you think you can win, you think u're a penguin but u can't even swim
*croud goes "ohhhhh"*
incredofuz the penguin: shut up B rabbit you fluffy bunnied freak, your battleing rhyming techniques shatter to pieces yeh your weak, so stop thinkin u're the shiznit and this battle u'll never win, cuz u're comming up again incredofuz the penguin..
*croud hollars loudly and boo's to b rabbit*
*croud goes "ohhhhh"*
incredofuz the penguin: shut up B rabbit you fluffy bunnied freak, your battleing rhyming techniques shatter to pieces yeh your weak, so stop thinkin u're the shiznit and this battle u'll never win, cuz u're comming up again incredofuz the penguin..
*croud hollars loudly and boo's to b rabbit*
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B rabbit, still pissed off at incredofuz runs over to his trusty huffy and challenges incredofuz to a game of chicken on their bikes.
B rabbit and Incredofuz then go to the top of oppisite hills and start pedalling there asses of down towards the middle......
B rabbit and Incredofuz then go to the top of oppisite hills and start pedalling there asses of down towards the middle......
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B rabbit hits a stone and buckles his huffy wheeland goes flying towards the bottom of the hill.....Da fuz continues peddaling his bikes as hard as he can and sees the furry outline coming towards him so he aims up and runs over the outline and continues up the other side with the speed he had from going down...he reaches the top and on the other side he sees......
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after seeing simo skanking hard. he notices looking down the hill that he is up a big mountain and there are dh and ns tracks the whole way down with a massive jump park at the bottom. he finds himself left with the choice, which track to take? the dh track or the ns track?....
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he comes halfway down the track when he realises that B rabbit is a bitch and gets aggrovated and rides harder and mader than ever when the representitive of Intense bikes sees him and says..
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t shirt wear it with pride son