Little Things You Hate

[ozzybmx]

@cokeonspecialtwodollars that sums up my 2 kids perfectly... and I call their mate numbnutts too. Probably sums up most blokes from 15-19 these days.

 

[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

@cokeonspecialtwodollars that sums up my 2 kids perfectly... and I call their mate numbnutts too. Probably sums up most blokes from 15-19 these days.

Only your two would then wonder why Dad hasn't replenished the bog roll.

 

[ozzybmx]

Only your two would then wonder why Dad hasn't replenished the bog roll.

#1 would have asked for it in advance, #2 is a bit more reserved and would have shut the door... he would have had a shit, then shouted and knocked the door to order a roll.

 

[pink poodle]

Can’t take a double-dollars dump in the car though!

Just hang your arse out the window and use the rain as a bidet!

 

[link1896]

Just hang your arse out the window and use the rain as a bidet!

That would make for an awesome coroners report should it go horribly wrong

 

[pink poodle]

That would make for an awesome coroners report should it go horribly wrong

Any CCTV footage from the area?

 

[DMan]

Sigh. Wheel arrived in time for the weekend. I thought I'd jagged it this time after having no updates from Aus post during the whole shipping process. But unfortunately it's neither 27.5 nor microspline. At least the brand was right.

 

[moorey]

Sigh. Wheel arrived in time for the weekend. I thought I'd jagged it this time after having no updates from Aus post during the whole shipping process. But unfortunately it's neither 27.5 nor microspline. At least the brand was right.

Wait…surely this belongs in the confessional? How do you buy wrong size?

 

[DMan]

Wait…surely this belongs in the confessional? How do you buy wrong size?

I didn't. My order was spot on luckily. It's all on MTB Direct this time...

 

[Flow-Rider]

Just in case you don't know, don't return these fish to the waterways because they're an invasive species.

https://www.daf.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0009/1238076/tilapia.pdf

 

[DMan]

Just in case you don't know, don't return these fish to the waterways because they're an invasive species.

https://www.daf.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0009/1238076/tilapia.pdf



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Someone should send her a congratulations and a link...

 

[Flow-Rider]

Someone should send her a congratulations and a link...

A few others already have, they didn't know, but it's never been the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[DMan]

Wait…surely this belongs in the confessional? How do you buy wrong size?

Wait…surely this belongs in the confessional? How do you buy wrong size?

And of course they don't have the correct wheel.... Isn't there someone from KWT imports here?

 

[moorey]

And of course they don't have the correct wheel.... Isn't there someone from KWT imports here?

FCKWT imports?

 

[fjohn860]

Just in case you don't know, don't return these fish to the waterways because they're an invasive species.

https://www.daf.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0009/1238076/tilapia.pdf



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Someone on my local area FB page posted pics and a plea for help for the fishes after the last big storm.

They had no idea that it is illegal to put the carp back in the water.

 

[DMan]

FCKWT imports?

That bad huh. I'll keep searching then

 

[moorey]

That bad huh. I'll keep searching then

Awkward. Was talking about you. Im still baffled how you ordered the wrong wheelsize.

 

[DMan]

Awkward. Was talking about you. Im still baffled how you ordered the wrong wheelsize.

WTF are you on today?

 

[moorey]

WTF are you on today?

Same as usual. I missed this reply.

I didn't. My order was spot on luckily. It's all on MTB Direct this time...

My bad.

 

[DMan]

Same as usual. I missed this reply.

My bad.

Sigh...