DH Newb
Squid
You've just described my all time hatred.no no no. you should spend your apprentice builder money on motorcross gear and a V8 ute with 20 inch chromies & a chevrolet badge so you can put a huge unit sticker across the rear window because you know, everything you've just done nobody else in australia has ever even thought of.
you should also play footy, have a southern cross tattoo (because nobody else has one of those either, ozzy pride yo!) and walk around in fluorescent singlets showing off your non-existent muscles even when it's 10 degrees out.
May be stereotypical. But all stereotypes stem from somewhere.