Master Chef..... well, "reality TV" or any TV for that matter (note: Iron Chef still rocks) and f*cking adverts on TV..... the be will be today’s topics...
Master Chef - where does one start.... actually, if you consider this piece of flagrant flatulent corpulent shit worth watching.. you might want to move onto the next post, or risk being called a coq hed [you coq hed]. Jeebuz, there are just some shows that should not be watch, master chef is one of them... never before has the pig tried to endure such amazingly shite shit!! Wow, it’s like if the contestants don't get a perfect Red Back (vegemite on toast with a slice of tomato - for you dumb fucks) they'll get strung up by their genitals and shot in the face with frozen balls of baby elephant batter?? Really? its a f*cking cooking show... and what's with those smarmy cock smoking judges.... Fwark! If their greatest contribution to society is calling someone else’s cumquat pudding food shit, then, you might want to have a quick review of your f*cking life....
Just as a little side note: Do you know what a "snooky" is?? If you just nodded your thick fucking cranium in agreement, just keep nodding your head faster and harder till it starts to smash into the keyboard in front of you, stop only when the Z key is embedded deep in your forehead. Please note: spanky just saw a picture of a "snooky" and was and immediately stopped masturbating in the middle of the news agents. Holy crap, what's the snooky bag limit? And why is no one actively hunting snooky's? You wouldn't want to skin and eat one, but.... nature is better off without snooky's
Is anyone here on Rotorburn (read; farkin) involved in advertising of any kind? Because the pig would like to meet you face to face for a quick round of kicking you in the gonads. hows abouts involved in TV advertising? cause the pig really wants to meet you!!! If there is any reflection on a societies current fucktard level, the advertising on TV is probably the quickest way to evaluate it... why? cause advertisers aim for the lowest common denominator... ie you, you dumb fuck. So, there's another reason to hate you, you, alone, are pulling down societies collective intelligence.. con-fucking-gratulations.... you winner, you.
Adverts that are made for other foreign markets that are then just dubbed back over in some aussie bogans voice to make it seem like a local advert... yep, starting to notice that shit dribbling into the pigs TV watching time... now, that's just f*cked... really.. just f*cked... think of all those aussie advertising kvnts who now have to buy speed instead of cocaine due to cut backs in Australian companies marketing budgets... makes you wank for them.... or is that weep?.. no the pig is sure is wank...
Oh, and f*ck you to all the news reports going on about some dumb f*ck getting flogged by his new Muslim mates over drinking.... FFS... that's not the introduction of Sharia law!!! You poor stupid dumb phuks..... Just cause Allan Jones says dicks are tasty, does not make it true.....
Oh, and if you listen to triple M... please join this line.. you'll find some shiny fast spinning blades at the other end of this line..... they're specially made for you.. and the 37 people standing in front of you... enjoy your cold hard cash and icy cold coke while you wait.... won’t be too long, here is some soothing Jimmy Barnes
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and they enjoyed the lock up. Are you pressing charges?
