Norco Maniac
Is back!
Yeah, who's calling Violet OLD??? .... *runs awaaaayyyyy!!*nthego:
you're only as old as the *ahem* bike you're riding....
Little Things You Hate
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you're only as old as the *ahem* bike you're riding....
harmonix1234
Eats Squid
Since I have been working in Nowra with a bunch of bogans for 8 hours a day I can feel it happening.
I can feel.... 'The Dumbening'.
I actually caught myself saying 'The most bestest' the other day and instantly felt like punching myself in the mouth.
The worst part is that nobody corrected me!
I don't say 'Going' anymore, it's 'Goin', and I fear that next it will be 'Garn'.
And I am swearing more which is terrible. I have never been a swearer but at my current job the 'C' word is considered a term of endearment and you become so desensitised to it.
Especially when your lunch break is filled with bogans ranting "For f*cks sake, you should have seen the F*ckin state of this f*uckwits F*ckin gemini. The f*ckin thing was F*cked for f*cks sake. F*ck paying fifteen hundred f*ckin dollars for a F*cked F*cken gemini. F*ckin F*ckhead".
There is also a sign that the bosses had made up by a signwriter that proudly looms over the factory floor that says in big blue Arial bold 'YOU MUST WERE GLOVES'.
And the other day I used the term 'Homo-erotic' in relation to greek wrestling, and so now I am a 'poofta' because I used the words Homo and erotic in the same sentence. I am going insane!
If I don't get our of here soon I fear I may start watching today tonight and getting tribal tatts.
Bjorn
Likes Dirt
Don't worry, there's still time.
Mattydv
Likes Bikes and Dirt
[video=youtube;RljDpI31yS4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljDpI31yS4[/video]
harmonix1234
Eats Squid
Holy shit! There is a reason dogs have their nuts cut off. This guy needs the same.
I wonder if he's mates with Bianca7?
Bjorn
Likes Dirt
Mates?!? Don't you recognise her father?
hach_bee
Likes Bikes and Dirt
you're only as old as the *ahem* bike you're riding....
LOVE YOU!!!!! grrr 10char
Norco Maniac
Is back!
PINT of Stella. mate!
Many, many Scotches
THIS.
I don't really care if you are waving a flag for cat AIDS or lamenting the fact that all bankers are evil self-obsessed wankers. - admittedly we should be glad for this whole American Psycho/ StockBrocker as Alpha Male bullshit as at least it keeps the wannabe pederasts away from our kids!
Gary Glitter is part of the 1% btw.
Anyhoo. Yeah, pointing out that everybody else's little whinges on the internet are nothing more then 'little whinges' doesn't make you fucking Ghandi. It just makes you look like a cunt.
hach_bee
Likes Bikes and Dirt
On the money. Post of the year for sure.
Yeah, who's calling Violet OLD??? .... *runs awaaaayyyyy!!*
didn't know old women could run
harmonix1234
Eats Squid
That's a bit harsh mate.
Did you forget it's the 'little things' you hate thread?
You know? Like when you drop your toast and it lands buttered side down? Most first world problems are little things.
It's not meant to be a place for people to come and create a mound of moral high ground to stand on top of and be 'fucking Ghandi'.
And nobody on here should be called a cunt just because they are being part of the thread.
But I know you are a pretty on the level kinda guy so this is why I feel like I'm missing something.
Are you referring to the Yankee Prius Hag or the fellow burners? Or both?
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Spike-X
Grumpy Old Sarah
That's the point he was making.
schneller schneller
Likes Dirt
It amazes me just how nice Americans can be at times.
If that was me and my truck I a. Would of told her off then sat there reving the motor. whilst laughing.
b. Drive over to the Prius hooked it up to the truck and then drive off .whilst laughing.
What do people think??