Fixed it......./That wouldn't be the first girl I've heard complaining of Chris's man juices dripping on her..
Apparently it's hard to get out of your ear.tupper
That wouldn't be the first girl I've heard complaining of Chris's man juices dripping on her..
Moving.
For the 7th time in the same years.
That's because it was vodka...if it was tequila it would have been more like:Missing out on a Party due, to parents confiscating 3 bottles of Vodka, $120 down the drain, and a massive lecture,
This sounds like that show "two and a half men", but even less funny.That's because it was vodka...if it was tequila it would have been more like:
Mum: "Nick Dales.. can you explain this?"
ND: "uhh...umm" *gulp*
Dad: "Seriously son.. disappointed in you.....*shakes head*....like, you know the rules"
ND: "Mum, Dad...I'm really, really sorry...."
Mum: "You know its the law...if you have tequila, lemons and salt must be consumed also.. where the hell are they? huh?"
ND: "Well...uh...at the party"
Dad: "Sure they are son...we'll pick up some on the way there...BUT don't ever let me catch you with this 9 shooter bullshit again... in fact, if you ever have a bottle which is not Monte Alban, I would be kissing all your going out rights good fucking bye! Understand?"
ND: "Yeah, no problem"
Mum: "Now, go to that fucking party already, get shitfaced and you better be getting some hot pussy tonight”
You're buying the wrong vodka man, what are you, some underage connoisseur? Go the $26 Eristov or Karloff, then you'd only miss out on $78!Missing out on a Party due, to parents confiscating 3 bottles of Vodka, $120 down the drain, and a massive lecture,
i hate it when that happens, specially if it's after midnightRealising I haven't put my bed sheets on. Such a fuck around task right before going to bed.
18 years. Otherwise, act responsibly and show them that you can act responsibly and they might stop babying you.hows long does it take for most parents to gtfo and let you do your own thing?
Didn't think that was possible, but Lorday has continued on his quest to tell the lamest jokes.This sounds like that show "two and a half men", but even less funny.
ahh it was Three big bottles of Smirnoff, had to watch them being poured down the drain as well, so devastatedYou're buying the wrong vodka man, what are you, some underage connoisseur? Go the $26 Eristov or Karloff, then you'd only miss out on $78!