Little Things You Hate

[binner]

Placing my bike carefully against a low brick wall whilst trying to fix my seat post and then standing back after fixing the post and seeing the bike start to roll backwards and the bars turn and then the sound of brick n mortar gouging against my fucking perfect staunchion...... Well there go my 55's.........
Started to ride and ohhh look .... I see oil.

Ughhhhhh

 

[donny70]

55's bloody nice forks pity about the wall

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Thinly veiled look I'm not gay post.....

If you think I'm bad for that, check those obviously insecure closet cases in the New Dad Thread!

 

[Fatman]

If you think I'm bad for that, check those obviously insecure closet cases in the New Dad Thread!

C'mon mate I resemble that comment.

 

[pink poodle]

...being halfway through a nice sarcastic roasting post in reply to yet another "I want to buy the greatest bike in the world, will you accept my peanuts?" Thread and having to take a piss. Only to return and hit post after Dozer has (rightly) closed the thread.

Elbow - I believe you are correct! I think you advised such last time voluntourism was raised here, thanks. (Long rant edited) it is a gelding plague. If you need the warm fuzzies of 3rd world orphans to help you through life something is drastically wrong. I don't see many people rushing to include the Ebola outbreak as part of their backpacking Africa itinerary. Those people need hugs and piggy back rides too.

Binner - that really sucks.

 

[Knuckles]

Marketing. I'm a dirtnerd not a used car salesman.

Clients should be begging me to take on their work, not the other way round.

 

[camoshop]

Sending the wrong text to a girl that's out of context to her last reply whoops haven't had that happen in a long time damn!! It's wasn't inosent but yeah to her it wouldn't come across that way. She didn't reply so yeah.. Damn technology

 

[Mywifesirrational]

A few nights in succession last week, their cat was outside at 11am and 3am getting smacked around by the local ginger who impregnated it last year and making all kinds of unholy sounds. I went outside in my boardies, grabbed some of the ball bearings I have handy and pelted them in the cats direction. They scattered but I could see them in the shadows looking at each other with sultry eyes, suggesting some sort of wild cat porn was about to be played out. I needed to piss by this stage so I flopped old king dingaling out and started pissing in between the trees I have that divide my property from the feral shitbag's house. It's 3am and there is no hope those pricks will come outside to control their vermin................bam! The front light comes on and the bimbo slut daughter comes out calling for the cat. I'm mid piss, totally in the direction of the light and I cannot stop. I can't step back or I'll piss on the branches and get wet from it so I just keep going and I grin at her. She's half asleep and cannot really make out that the stream of fluid coming out from between the green leaves is actually me pissing on their weeds. I can tell she's tried to refocus and see if it is actually what she thinks it is but she gives up and goes back inside. I finished up but hoped she said somehting as I'd say the next time your cat pisses on my timber landing that I'll be pissing on your front door.

in this neighbourhood it's cats yowling all night.

i have only one use for a cat - fertiliser for fruit trees.


i have to keep my dog contained and quiet, why the fark aren't cats regulated the same way? no, they just get let out all night to shit in your plant pots and murder the wildlife you've spent years planting trees to attract....

Cats seem to really like glycerol based anti freeze, mix it with tuna or cat food and they'll die in two to three days from organ failure.

Not that I've ever done this or advocate killing your neighbours POS cats.

Just don't get caught, otherwise you'll be on today tonight with the bad person music playing.

Yarra ranges is about to introduce a 24hr cat cerfew, not surprising to me they have had more people in favour than against this.

 

[eastie]

Cats seem to really like glycerol based anti freeze, mix it with tuna or cat food and they'll die in two to three days from organ failure.

Not that I've ever done this or advocate killing your neighbours POS cats.

Just don't get caught, otherwise you'll be on today tonight with the bad person music playing.

Yarra ranges is about to introduce a 24hr cat cerfew, not surprising to me they have had more people in favour than against this.

The pets are off limits mate, gateway crime that one....

 

[Knuckles]

Cats seem to really like glycerol based anti freeze, mix it with tuna or cat food and they'll die in two to three days from organ failure.

Not that I've ever done this or advocate killing your neighbours POS cats.

Just don't get caught, otherwise you'll be on today tonight with the bad person music playing.

Yarra ranges is about to introduce a 24hr cat cerfew, not surprising to me they have had more people in favour than against this.

I don't harbour much love for cats, however it's a bit raw punishing the cat for just doing what cats do. Glycol the owner, it's their irresponsible laziness that is the root of the problem.

 

[nathanm]

People that think poisoning animals is OK. Feeding Glycol to a cat so it can suffer a slow agonising death, that's the first step in the path to being a psycopath. If you really want to take a life, kill a man with your bare hands, there's no bigger rush.

BTW MWI you're normally a pretty cool dude here but I disagree strongly with your opinion this time.

 

[stoo]

Meh, it's only a cat.......

 

[eastie]

Ps. I did not purposefully kill the little bastard critter in my pic, until its stinger tried to get fresh with my boot. I would have offered it a kitten to play with if one was handy and all would've been sweet between us, it may have even changed its nature and become all playful and loving instead of full of evil and venom.

LTIH, scorpions.

 

[scblack]

If the cat is in my backyard and happens to eat the food that is not its own dish, stiff shit. It is the owners problem if they do not keep their cats under control.

Meh, its only a cat...

 

[driftking]

If the cat is in my backyard and happens to eat the food that is not its own dish, stiff shit. It is the owners problem if they do not keep their cats under control.

Meh, its only a cat...

If it eats something you scrapped and dies yes fair enough, but not something you purposely poison or leave out with intent on killing the cat.
That is completely different.

 

[Mywifesirrational]

People that think poisoning animals is OK. Feeding Glycol to a cat so it can suffer a slow agonising death, that's the first step in the path to being a psycopath. If you really want to take a life, kill a man with your bare hands, there's no bigger rush.

BTW MWI you're normally a pretty cool dude here but I disagree strongly with your opinion this time.

Only issue with forums and the like is sometimes things said in jest are taken seriously as the written word often doesn't convey humor (especially morbid or dark humor) very well. I would not kill my neigbours cat/s, only because it's their pet and I understand people love their pets like I love mine. Much better to catch them with the freely provided council traps from the local ranger and have the people finded for cat on the roam or whatever its called.

I pretty much at the stage of psychopath, teach human disection and cutting heads off bodies has definitely warped me a little. On thursday I'll be dissecting up pigs fetuses, they are so cute! Hopefully less students faint this time than last week.

 

[scblack]

MWI - can I check please mate - aspirin will kill cats won't it?

 

[Mywifesirrational]

MWI - can I check please mate - aspirin will kill cats won't it?

Yes it will, not sure how quickly or humanely... you'll need to find a cat with a headache (or thrombosis) to work it out :behindsofa:

The biggest issue would be native animals eating the bait, the only safe way in regards to natives is a cat trap, illegal without council permisison I think?

Does chocolate in quantity kill dogs?

 

[nathanm]

I pretty much at the stage of psychopath, teach human disection and cutting heads off bodies has definitely warped me a little. On thursday I'll be dissecting up pigs fetuses, they are so cute! Hopefully less students faint this time than last week.

Dude WTF. What do you actually do for a living. Seriously can you stick up a post of a day in your life.

SCBlack do you troll on purpose or are you just an arsehat? Actually don't answer that, it's obvious.

Too much chocolate does kill dogs. Though my old samoyed ate an entire box of Roses chocolates and didn't hurt her, though she did become diabetic.

 

[Knuckles]

SCBlack do you troll on purpose or are you just an arsehat? Actually don't answer that, it's obvious.

Check out his sig for confirmation.

Too much chocolate does kill dogs. Though my old samoyed ate an entire box of Roses chocolates and didn't hurt her, though she did become diabetic.

Cocoa contains the compound theobromine. Theobromine is toxic to dogs and other pets at certain doses. The concentration of theobromine varies depending on the type of chocolate. For example, cocoa powder, baking chocolate and dark chocolate contain higher levels of theobromine compared to milk chocolate, hence the situation with your flufball, Cadbury "chocolate" is about 90% sugar, 9.9% other shit, and onlt about 0.1% actual chocolate.

The symptoms of theobromine ingestion may include restlessness, excitement, hyperactivity, nervousness, trembling, vomiting, diarrhoea; increased drinking and increased urination; increased heart rate, muscle tremors and seizures, so the same as its effect on me.

The toxicity of theobromine is dose-related, meaning that the overall effect of chocolate ingestion on the dog depends on the size of the dog; the amount of chocolate eaten and the type of chocolate eaten.

It is also toxic to other animals, including cats.