Why do you guys have the impression that bicycle police are uncoordinated gumbies, and why do you also try and give the impression that you guys are such x-treeeeeeeeeeme madcore riders that you can take on anyone in a race?
Chest thumping is lame, as is undeserved criticism of people that are just doing their job.
It's like car fanatics going on about how they can outdrive a cop in a race, because they see an V8 highway patrol car as a challenge to their immature and insecure selves.
Just because that's their vehicle of choice doesn't always mean they're enthusiasts, but at the same time just because they're police doesn't mean they're totally useless at using their vehicle of choice.