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[Rorschach]

Jeez you really need to up your "nuh coil is betta ey" justification game. Allow me to help:

• Works better if you're fat

You're welcome

Sold!

 

[Tubbsy]

I’m struggling to think of a relevant EWS rider running one though, in all seriousness…..

Orkies

 

[SummitFever]

What has been happening with Sam this year anyway? Is he injured?

 

[Asininedrivel]

What has been happening with Sam this year anyway? Is he injured?

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Nooo. he's just a bit... off the pace.

More of a reflection of the utterly crazy levels of fitness now required for your average EWS weekend than anything.

 

[leitch]

What has been happening with Sam this year anyway? Is he injured?

Too much body positivity.

 

[oliosky]

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Orkies

On his DH bike though. EWS bike runs air.

 

[Tubbsy]

On his DH bike though. EWS bike runs air.

It was more about hurting @moorey‘s feelings than accuracy. Must admit I saw the lyric and the red mist took over.

 

[The Reverend]

You know I’m just fishing. The way I ride, no shock makes the slightest difference. I do giggle at clueless poseurs who go over the top with their game changing, paradigm shifting shock and fork upgrades. More power to them. I don’t need them.
I like being able add or subtract air on the spot. My weight, kit and tracks change too much to not be able to adjust on the fly.

I'm feeling some heat here too!

 

[Tubbsy]

None of these so-called facts are going to stop me from trying coil at some point.

 

[Rorschach]

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Nooo. he's just a bit... off the pace.

More of a reflection of the utterly crazy levels of fitness now required for your average EWS weekend than anything.

Doesn't help he took a chunk of time off

 

[Dales Cannon]

None of these so-called facts are going to stop me from trying pork at some point.

Go for it.

 

[moorey]

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Orkies

I said ‘relevant’. Forgive me Sam. I love you.

 

[moorey]

Don’t get me wrong, @Tubbsy, I appreciate how hard you tried….now find me one on his enduro race bike

 

[Rorschach]

Don’t get me wrong, @Tubbsy, I appreciate how hard you tried….now find me one on his enduro race bike

Took me a while. Not Sam Hill, but an EWS bike with a coil.
Josh Bryceland's EWS Whistler Santa Cruz Bronson (nsmb.com)

 

[Asininedrivel]

Don’t get me wrong, @Tubbsy, I appreciate how hard you tried….now find me one on his enduro race bike

..ahem

 

[Ultra Lord]

Hahahahahahahaha get shit on @moorey.

 

[moorey]

..ahem

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We both know he’s not riding that monstrosity!

 

[moorey]

Took me a while. Not Sam Hill, but an EWS bike with a coil.
Josh Bryceland's EWS Whistler Santa Cruz Bronson (nsmb.com)

Again…I said relevant….

 

[rockmoose]

So what you are saying, in essence, is that it's fine to run a coil, if you want to be off the pace.

 

[beeb]

@moorey, will 100% have to be rebranded after this season?

Sam Hill - Sponsered by 100% Doritos, VB and La-Z-Boy recliners.
(He'd still be faster now than I ever will be mind you)