Nude dude up at Pennant Hills/LCNP

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freaken

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Anybody riding Pennant Hills and LCNP lately seen the nude guy? Yes, you heard right, I was riding along the "track that cant be named" near the Archery Range and I saw a walker off in the distance, he saw me and bolted off into the bush. The thing is he was bollock naked. Farkin strange, I was on my own in the middle of nowhere and a little freaked out by it...aparently he is a local legend like the Yowie or Bigfoot, other riders have seen him.
 
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freaken said:
Anybody riding Pennant Hills and LCNP lately seen the nude guy? Yes, you heard right, I was riding along the "track that cant be named" near the Archery Range and I saw a walker off in the distance, he saw me and bolted off into the bush. The thing is he was bollock naked. Farkin strange, I was on my own in the middle of nowhere and a little freaked out by it...aparently he is a local legend like the Yowie or Bigfoot, other riders have seen him.
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Sorry mate, didn't mean to scare you, my gerbil got away from me for a minute :eek:
 
johnny

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This exact same thing happened to myself and a friend around Parramatta lake. He thought he could hide from us but pink skin stands WELL out in a brown and green surrounding!

Clothes are over rated.
 
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I think you mean "dwelling impared".
It was no panther, it sure was creepy though. A good way to improve your riding tho, I bolted out of there post-haste, I would have overtaken Steve Peat after that display.
 
johnny

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Oooooh, I just had an ugly mental picture of you losing your footing on a drop and sitting on the back tyre......at speed :eek:
 
scblack

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johnny said:
Oooooh, I just had an ugly mental picture of you losing your footing on a drop and sitting on the back tyre......at speed :eek:
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Oooohhh, not a nice thought :eek:
 
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johnny said:
This exact same thing happened to myself and a friend around Parramatta lake. He thought he could hide from us but pink skin stands WELL out in a brown and green surrounding!

Clothes are over rated.
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Yep I have seen this chap at on the Parramatta Lake circuit. Only thing is that he didn't hide. He just ran ahead on the track ahead of us (totally nackers - no shoes even). We were all laughing so hard that we had to stop.
 
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Nudity is quite fun... especially on a 5am Lap of Jarrahdale (WA) during the 12hr.... Got awarded a bonus lap for it! I feel sorry for the girl who couldnt overtake me for the last half of the circuit!

Michael
 
MUGEN

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Hmmm, never seen this wierdo, sounds pretty scary....:eek:
I ride "the track that shall not be named" near the archery range quite often so i'll keep a look out....
 
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MUGEN said:
Hmmm, never seen this wierdo, sounds pretty scary....:eek:
I ride "the track that shall not be named" near the archery range quite often so i'll keep a look out....
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Um, yeh Tez, you can do the looking, i think i'd prefer not to thanks very much! ;) Ohwell, there's an excuse i can use to not go first on that track. Oh, and if we do unfortunately run into him, i think we should say "Excuse me Sir, it appears you have misplaced your pants, just thought i'd point that out for you. Cheers." :D
 
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Davf said:
Um, yeh Tez, you can do the looking, i think i'd prefer not to thanks very much! ;) Ohwell, there's an excuse i can use to not go first on that track. Oh, and if we do unfortunately run into him, i think we should say "Excuse me Sir, it appears you have misplaced your pants, just thought i'd point that out for you. Cheers." :D
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Yeh but u wouldn't want to be unaware that there may be a crazy nutter running at you now do you?
 
SideFX

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It may be the same nude dude who used to flash himself near Penno high in the early 90's. If it is, I admire his dedication after all these years. :p
 
punkfreq

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i live in cherrybrook where is this track which wont b named im new 2 mountain biking and i cant find any decent tracks!
 
wtr

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Hahaha, look for a hippy-flowery van parked near the track, it might be his. :p

It might be sensible to overtake him the next time yous bump into him, it's an eyesore for all I know since everytime you look ahead you'll get mooned badly. ;)
 
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