public service announcment :)

[lupine128]

after spending much time in bed in the company of your significant other, showing your expertise at pleasuring her beyond mortal comprehension, don't suddenly sit bolt upright in said bed 15 seconds later and exclaim "ah crap, thats why the disc is rubbing, the caliper mount is twisted!"
this will result in a lot of explanations, time spent on the couch, and added cost in flowers and candy.
be warned, don't let this happen to you.
this has been a public service announcement in the interests of making men not look like complete twats.

 

[jayboy882003]

shit, thats bad new if the caliper mount is bent or twisted. do u have that separate mounts that come with manitou or a normal one...

 

[SpectRe]

hahahahaha CLASSIC!!!

 

[Rik]

heh, even though I never really got much chance to "pleasure" my ex-lady (she didnt know how to be happy), I spent most of my time with her dreaming about computers and/or bikes.
Not a good way to keep her happy...

 

[peachy]

shit, thats bad new if the caliper mount is bent or twisted. do u have that separate mounts that come with manitou or a normal one...

LOL DUDE!!! its bad news that the misses is pissed off.... wait...... ladies always get pissed of - BUT YOU BENT OR TWISTED YOUR CALIPER MOUNTS!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[lupine128]

i swear it wasn't like that.
you know how when you stop thinking about something that is bugging you, then the answer just pops into your head. thats what happened.
see how i'm rehearsing for next time already

 

[Cúl-Báire]

I Think it's natural for all guy's to think about their toys' more than their women; thats why we spend our weekends riding, and not helping the missus in the garden or something simular

I have done something like that tons of times, normaly the reply is "thats great Hunny", followed by her rolling over and trying her hardest to be pissed of at me for more than half an hour.

Although my girlfriend is very understanding, but she still dont understand why I'm buying/building up another bike, when I already have one

 

[lupine128]

" i think i'll join a cult. maybe become a hari"
"uh-huh, thats nice dear..................... wait! what!, i mean no..."
how often does that happen to you? from both sides.

 

[Squidly Didly]

You're worried about the brake caliper? That can be fixed with money... The lady will require copious amounts of time, and really push your limits on patience! We wish you luck Lupine128

 

[curtisrider]

LMAO, that is very funny.