Spanky_Ham
Porcinus Slappius
touristic pig
OK.. update with pictures...
Riding Dinosaurs.... f*cking cool
Sakura. the japanese f*cking love sakura, and go out of their way to take a billion pictures, as well as drinking and eating under them. This was the pigs view for an afternoon as he sucked back beer after beer... later in the afternoon the focus was a little worse
matsumoto castle (matsumoto jo)
then they turned the lights on... allowed pig to drink in the dark
This is the local Love Hotel.... it stands out like dogs balls, and seems to always have cars and pushbikes in the car park. The pig really wants to go inside and see all the "themed rooms"... will try to do it within the week
The pig got in a car and was taken to an Onsen up in the nagano mountains..
now, the Japanese onsen is very interesting, and could never happen in a "christian society" as there are rooms full of men all dangling their dingle dangles around... nakedness abounds - they wont let the pig in the ladies section, so its probably full of glazed donuts and chiko stands - the pig can dream can't he.
the Onsen we went too was a "mixed" onsen (shirahone Onsen) where outside women and men can... well, mingle all naked! The water is white (the pig just blended his fat white body into the water - saving the locals eyes) and the ladies were all floating around with little towels kind of covering their bits. It was fantastic, snow on the side, hot water flowing from wooden pipes... and inside there were hotter pools to sit in and be fat in... was a great day.
Note: the onsen at this point was closed, so taking pictures from the road was OK... DON'T TAKE PICTURES IN ONSENS
We stopped at Viking family entertainment restaurant (an all you can eat kind of place... and it had TWO kinds of glazed donuts - and yes, all you can eat in 90 minutes for a fixed price... got our moneys worth) Unfortunately we ran out of time to use the Fair Floss machine that was there... but next time...
f*ck yeah...
meat sock on a slippery slide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?edit=vd&v=fBkSX8nyKhk
more soon, we're off to post some packages and to go and check the squirrel in Cainz home...
S
OK.. update with pictures...
Riding Dinosaurs.... f*cking cool
Sakura. the japanese f*cking love sakura, and go out of their way to take a billion pictures, as well as drinking and eating under them. This was the pigs view for an afternoon as he sucked back beer after beer... later in the afternoon the focus was a little worse
matsumoto castle (matsumoto jo)
then they turned the lights on... allowed pig to drink in the dark
This is the local Love Hotel.... it stands out like dogs balls, and seems to always have cars and pushbikes in the car park. The pig really wants to go inside and see all the "themed rooms"... will try to do it within the week
The pig got in a car and was taken to an Onsen up in the nagano mountains..
now, the Japanese onsen is very interesting, and could never happen in a "christian society" as there are rooms full of men all dangling their dingle dangles around... nakedness abounds - they wont let the pig in the ladies section, so its probably full of glazed donuts and chiko stands - the pig can dream can't he.
the Onsen we went too was a "mixed" onsen (shirahone Onsen) where outside women and men can... well, mingle all naked! The water is white (the pig just blended his fat white body into the water - saving the locals eyes) and the ladies were all floating around with little towels kind of covering their bits. It was fantastic, snow on the side, hot water flowing from wooden pipes... and inside there were hotter pools to sit in and be fat in... was a great day.
Note: the onsen at this point was closed, so taking pictures from the road was OK... DON'T TAKE PICTURES IN ONSENS
We stopped at Viking family entertainment restaurant (an all you can eat kind of place... and it had TWO kinds of glazed donuts - and yes, all you can eat in 90 minutes for a fixed price... got our moneys worth) Unfortunately we ran out of time to use the Fair Floss machine that was there... but next time...
f*ck yeah...
meat sock on a slippery slide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?edit=vd&v=fBkSX8nyKhk
more soon, we're off to post some packages and to go and check the squirrel in Cainz home...
S