stories of bike thefts? theft attempts?

birdie

Likes Dirt
My bike got nicked from school with bolt cutters but i got the guy and his wanker friends back.
I found out the day later who it was just by asking, and then went to his 'hideout' on foot, and pepper sprayed him and all his many friends who chased me and then stole his bike the night after (which was better than the one which was stolen from me)
I sort of wanted to prove to myself im not a pussy too
 

willsy01

Eats Squid
My bike got nicked from school with bolt cutters but i got the guy and his wanker friends back.
I found out the day later who it was just by asking, and then went to his 'hideout' on foot, and pepper sprayed him and all his many friends who chased me and then stole his bike the night after (which was better than the one which was stolen from me)
I sort of wanted to prove to myself im not a pussy too
You do realise that you're just as bad as him now don't you?
 

davo808

Likes Bikes and Dirt
My bike got nicked from school with bolt cutters but i got the guy and his wanker friends back.
I found out the day later who it was just by asking, and then went to his 'hideout' on foot, and pepper sprayed him and all his many friends who chased me and then stole his bike the night after (which was better than the one which was stolen from me)
I sort of wanted to prove to myself im not a pussy too
and that kids, is what we call and OVER-REACTION
 

sslam60

limited brainpower
Just yesterday, i had to ride my bike to school (05 Astrix Union) cus my mom would'nt drive me, and it was for exams so i was coming out an hour and a half later. when i cane out this year 7 bioch was messin' with my lock tryin' to find out the combo. i walked up to him and said "what the fuck do you think you're doing?, get the fuck away from my bike." he pissed off into his circle of year 7 dickheads and was like"oh my god ill never do that again." Then though a teacher came up to me who heard me swear and got me sent to the fuken headmasters office :mad: i was so pissed off
well it could have ended up worse. did you get in trouble, if it was at my school and i was sent to the headmasters office, i would have told him what happened and he would have proberbly said that he would have done the same thing! :)
 

sslam60

limited brainpower
I have been pissed off about this ever since it hapened. My dad was living in a flat and i was staying with him for the weekend. My bike at the time a Kona King Kikapu was locked up in the so called "secure" parking under the flats. After a day trip to the coast i returned to find my bike gone outraged i called the police as soon i got up to the flat. After about two weeks of searching we aplied for insurance but for some stupid reason the underground "secure" parking was not part of the home insurance and so they said i had no claim. not only did i loose my bike but i did not get insurance. Just a message to all the riders out there living in a flat. please take the time to cary it up the flights of stairs and keep it safe and sound next to your bed!!
lala
i dont live in a flat but my bike does stay with me in in my bedroom against the end of the bed. i should proberbly chain it to the bed just to be extra safe......
 

sslam60

limited brainpower
any suggestions on what sort of non-lethal weapon would suit best?
i would get a paint ball gun, bb gun. you could even get both. im not sure but i think BB's hurt, and 20 or so paint balls to the back of the head, that would hurt! :D
 

savtraxx

Banned
dam , i would of peppered them and wat not but stealing the bike --

lol i duno i wouldnt of stole the bike that sorta puts you at thier level.

oh well , tought them i hope
 

savtraxx

Banned
everytime i go somewhere or go to go into a shop or see someone sus i wil always think of this thread and how easy people just grab your ride and bail on it.

ive never read 30+ pages of any worded text:p

only theft ive ever really had was when i had a specialised vegas bmx and left it at wollies (indoor trolley section ) and then walked in soon as i got to the automatic gate thingys turned around and...........no bike. dad and i ran around but never seen it again. I was about 10 at the time and a few weeks later seen some kid ride past on the exact same bike but it was sprayed all different colours and just stared and didnt do anything.

i loved that bike , dad won on the TAB and soon as he did he bought it for me 2nd hand:D

double post - sorry
 

jono_69_9

Likes Bikes
wow!

wowwww, i have read every page of this, pretty sure i'm never going to leave my bike unattended, ever again.
i usually just flip it upside down when i go into coles or something, leave like 4k of bikes out the front of a shop. so glad mine hasn't been taken. and i think im going to do something more than just store my bike in a locked shed from now on :|
what has happened to society. it has crashed and burned, dramatically.
 

DHboy

Likes Dirt
Heres my story.

Well it wasnt a BIKE but a MOTORBIKE.

so i drop my moto off to the shop to get a few things done. later that day some guys come in and case the joint (work out how to break in) that night my mate locks up his shop and heads home, those 4 or so guys come back and do there sneaky break in and take the "best looking bikes" on of em was mine and one of em was my mates and two other random bikes. so the guy working late next door heres all the bikes starting up and gets confused as the owner had gone home, calls the cops and just as the cops rock up, the roar outta the shop on my KTM 250 sx-f and my mates RM 125 and take off down the street, the cops chased after them but being on motos they got away pretty easy, well, that was untill the cops caught the guy on my bike pushing it down the road as it was outta fuel HAAHAHAHAHAHA biggest steal fail!. so they intergate him and find the guy with the RM. so yeah my service got extended a couple of days but now i know my moto has been ridden by a criminal, and illegally in the streets of brisbane! hahah

that was a bit long...sorry but so funny
 

SuperSix

Likes Dirt
The stories here are really scary!!! :eek:

You riding your bike and punks stealing it off you face to face?

H&K does a good job, me thinks. How about Kimber, they're hard to get but boy o boy, they make big holes :D
 

Mad Hatter

Likes Dirt
I`ve been meaning to post this one for a while

Picture Happy Guy in bike shop picking up new toy that he has been paying off on lay-buy for six months. Bike leaning on shop counter while shop owner and Happy Guy look at go go bling gear on wall behind counter.
Young Punk quietly walks past counter, collects new bike on the way and starts heading for the door. Happy Guy and shop owner do not notice. Young Punk starts to move a bit quicker.
Happy Guy`s Girlfriend walks in front door with 2 cups of coffee from cafe next door and sees Young Punk heading her way on Happy Guy`s new bike (the bike that she has been dropping off payments for every week for the past six months).
Happy Guy`s Girlfriend (all 5'7 of her) casually places coffee cups on the floor and in one fluid movement spins around and clothes lines Young Punk with such force and power that Young Punk is knocked clean off his feet and slams flat on his back onto the nice soft concrete floor.
Happy Guy`s Girlfriend picks up coffee cups and calls out "coffee anyone?"

Happy Guy and Happy Guy`s Girlfriend are now happily married with 5 bikes.
 

davo808

Likes Bikes and Dirt
I`ve been meaning to post this one for a while

Picture Happy Guy in bike shop picking up new toy that he has been paying off on lay-buy for six months. Bike leaning on shop counter while shop owner and Happy Guy look at go go bling gear on wall behind counter.
Young Punk quietly walks past counter, collects new bike on the way and starts heading for the door. Happy Guy and shop owner do not notice. Young Punk starts to move a bit quicker.
Happy Guy`s Girlfriend walks in front door with 2 cups of coffee from cafe next door and sees Young Punk heading her way on Happy Guy`s new bike (the bike that she has been dropping off payments for every week for the past six months).
Happy Guy`s Girlfriend (all 5'7 of her) casually places coffee cups on the floor and in one fluid movement spins around and clothes lines Young Punk with such force and power that Young Punk is knocked clean off his feet and slams flat on his back onto the nice soft concrete floor.
Happy Guy`s Girlfriend picks up coffee cups and calls out "coffee anyone?"

Happy Guy and Happy Guy`s Girlfriend are now happily married with 5 bikes.
haha, that was a sick story!
 

darman

Squid
Lost/Stolen Helmet and Gloves.

Hi Guys,
Some pretty bad stories. Not cool at all.

I had a run of bad luck this weekend just pasted. Was up at Wagga racing the 3 + 3. Did the dash for cash on the Saturday night and once complete we loaded the bike onto the car. Silly me i left my red and black Met helmet and 661 glove in it along side the car.

Once back at the hotel I'd realized what I'd left behind and raced back to get it. And you guessed right ! No where to been seen. someone had picked them up and taken them. Hoping they'd get return to the race organizers i waited till Sunday. And still no good.

Put a bit of a damper on the weekend. But things took a nice turn when they announced the winner of the radical lights pack. You bet ya. It was me !!!
 
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