Strange encounters on the trails
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ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
Or Mountain Lions, Cougars, Wolves, Tigers, Leopards or all those other man eating animals.
They say everything in Australia is trying to kill you, yeah... we have a shit load of venomous shit here but we have nothing big and growly.
Worst that will happen a MTBer here is getting bumped off by a skip or unfortunately a snake bite.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
I think it was @Asininedrivel that said the last Tassie Tiger sighting was in SA... I haven't had a night ride since.
Can't night ride in the Royal National Park for the next 4 months. The sharp shooters might mistake you for a Rusa deer.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
k'oath
Those reds are fukn huge... a few big old greys about too.
Its the skitey little grey chunts that get spooked and wipe a MTBer out, the big guys just stand there and chew shit... when the lil mofos hit you, you are going to ground.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
are shooters there for an authorised cull, or are they game hunters? AFAIK, regular hunters aren't supposed to hunt deer at night.
Well, the signs the Parks put up are for legal controlled culling of deer. They could be out there any time, anywhere, any night for the next 4 months. However, headless deer and deer with arrows in them are indicators the illegal "game" hunters are around too.
cammas
Seamstress
Are you sure? At least it’s only a bird and the really big ones died out thousands of years ago.
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2014/02/video-kangaroo-eats-a-bird/
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rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
I drive past the carpark regularly at all times of the day and night.The segment name rang a bell, get down on the beach and approach the rocks at the end with caution, I try not to look but some shit just cant be ignored and unseen
Theres a strange feeling about acknowledging a naked bloke who's just greeted you with a G'day mate while standing with the hairy slug out.
So much weird shit that I have been forced to blot from the memory bank.
Due to said blotting, I cannot confirm or deny any involvement in the murders.
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ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
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Asininedrivel
caviar connoisseur
My Dad's property has Western Greys and Euros. Western Greys are small and flighty. Euros are... neither.
Pretty cool though, you can be out and about working near them and they couldn't care less. I'm just mindful that if one of the big males start hissing and spitting at you that it's time to upgrade your social distancing.
Whats his safe word though? Fatbike, Strava, KOM?I drive past the carpark regularly at all times of the day and night.
I cannot confirm or deny any involvement in the shenanigans that go on in the bushes.
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ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
Oh I can confirm that. There's plenty of photo and video evidence on my BeachBear website.FIFY
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hifiandmtb
Sphincter beanie
@Patio - you hear the gunshots this arvo? Apparently an injured deer was in Bonnievale & was euthanised today. They used a proper gun.
Nope, wasn't home this arvo. Had a street full of deer when I came home tonight. Almost euthanised one with my car.
mark22
Likes Dirt
Sitting in a remote camp in the Vic high country and heard a couple of Dingos yapping to each other and appeared to go around our camp some distance away, then they start to come up along the river towards us.
Next minute stuff is going down, a Sambar fawn runs right through camp and bolts accros the river and an alpine Dingo sliding to a stop 15m away from camp with its mate a bit further back, they looked as surprised as me.
Went to bed later and heard the Dingoes coming back along the river with just the short little yaps then a growl about 30m from camp.
Went over the river the next day and found the remains of the fawn which must have been lying doggo to escape the Dingoes.
And I nearly hit a Tassie devil on Blue Tier at Derby, missed my chance at fame, would've made the local paper for sure.
Next minute stuff is going down, a Sambar fawn runs right through camp and bolts accros the river and an alpine Dingo sliding to a stop 15m away from camp with its mate a bit further back, they looked as surprised as me.
Went to bed later and heard the Dingoes coming back along the river with just the short little yaps then a growl about 30m from camp.
Went over the river the next day and found the remains of the fawn which must have been lying doggo to escape the Dingoes.
And I nearly hit a Tassie devil on Blue Tier at Derby, missed my chance at fame, would've made the local paper for sure.
Chriso_29er
Likes Bikes and Dirt
Used to spend a lot of time in the high country, only thing I ever experienced was cows and snakes and spiders. That would have been an interesting night!