The funniest gumtree/ebay or whatever add post

[Urban DH]

BY FAR THE BEST BIKES EVER ASSEMBLED!!!!!!


check em out, a floating brake on a ht?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gaint-Aci...=WDVW&rd=1&ih=011&category=33503&cmd=ViewItem

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kona-Stab...=WDVW&rd=1&ih=011&category=33503&cmd=ViewItem

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Orange-Pa...=WDVW&rd=1&ih=011&category=33503&cmd=ViewItem

 

[fatboyonabike]

assembled with stickers!..
looks like the giant has drum brakes and a shimano nexus internal hub, full hectic!
how long do you think those triple clamps will last , before they fold in half?

 

[Urban DH]

assembled with stickers!..
looks like the giant has drum brakes and a shimano nexus internal hub, full hectic!
how long do you think those triple clamps will last , before they fold in half?

i like the fact that they're not only triple clamps but triple crowns, who is this clown!

 

[Nerdbox]

Wow. Gotta grab me one of those hahaha

 

[MasterOfReality]

For the Great Wall fan boys

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/2011-GREAT-WALL-V200-/111010977054?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item19d8c5151e

 

[workmx]

For the Great Wall fan boys

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/2011-GREAT-WALL-V200-/111010977054?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item19d8c5151e

I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.

 

[rotorub]

..$34,000 "tell him hes dreaming!

I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.

[video=youtube;jL2DH-nKBeA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL2DH-nKBeA[/video]

 

[0psi]

For the Great Wall fan boys

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/2011-GREAT-WALL-V200-/111010977054?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item19d8c5151e

I bet he get's all da fine bitches.

My head hurts.

 

[Norco Maniac]

found this looking in "Furniture" on Craigslist, this one had me speechless....



Liberator fleshlight holder with soft foam mat - $150 (Grange)

 

[Genius Josh]

Seems like a steaming pile of bargain compared to this:

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=11814&promo=The-Unexpected&catid=1746

Or, how about all the benefits of mountain bikes, without any of that dangerous outdoor stuff. Only $7k!

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12101&refsku=11814&xsp=4&promo=xsells

That whole site is full of the ridiculously awesome like spring loaded running shoes, remote controlled ski boat, personal submarine, nap cocoon, on and on If I Win lotto these guys are getting the bulk of it

 

[Genius Josh]

For the Great Wall fan boys

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/2011-GREAT-WALL-V200-/111010977054?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item19d8c5151e

Do you think he really has 22 inch written in yellow on those wheels? Bit showey

 

[Genius Josh]

found this looking in "Furniture" on Craigslist, this one had me speechless....



Liberator fleshlight holder with soft foam mat - $150 (Grange)

Eeeewwwwww. That is all I have to say on that one.

 

[foxpuppet]

For the Great Wall fan boys

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/2011-GREAT-WALL-V200-/111010977054?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item19d8c5151e

Where's the flux capacitor?


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[rone]

Jump on it. Cheap S-Works:

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/bike-frame-/151037641261?pt=AU_Cycling_New_&hash=item232a8b822d&_uhb=1

 

[Comic Book Guy]

Jump on it. Cheap S-Works:

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/bike-frame-/151037641261?pt=AU_Cycling_New_&hash=item232a8b822d&_uhb=1

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OMFG. This can't be for real.

 

[Norco Maniac]

somebody thinks he's a comedian: Monster Bike

 

[cheif_m]

http://www.gumtree.com.au/m-my-ad.html?adId=1019963994

i shat myself reading this, imagine giving the bloke a call and asking about his swaggin duck.....

 

[FoxRidersCo]

somebody thinks he's a comedian: Monster Bike

I'd charge him $20 for the time I wasted attempting to read his listing...

On a side note, the original recipe for coca cola sold for US$15million on eBay... hmm

 

[rotorub]

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/margaret-river/cars-vans-utes/1991-subaru-brumby-ute-must-read-ad-/1007827310?mpch=ads

 

[flamin'trek]

mercedes e320