The funniest gumtree/ebay or whatever add post

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0psi

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Lounge around the house, go race a tri and head straight to the club. Perfect piece of clothing.
 
Rob_74

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"The zip goes from the back neck to the front waist"

did i misunderstand this ad or the zip runs right up the center of the crack (photos seem to show that too) - hmm comfy on a bike saddle...
be fun putting on too... nothing likely to get caught.
 
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Rob_74 said:
"The zip goes from the back neck to the front waist"

did i misunderstand this ad or the zip runs right up the center of the crack (photos seem to show that too) - hmm comfy on a bike saddle...
be fun putting on too... nothing likely to get caught.
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I just had a look and I think you understood correctly, all the way down your back and through your legs. Geez I wonder how many times you'd get the old fella caught in that zipper.

Also. At your own peril click on 'see other items'. This is my pick of the bunch, not sure if it's suitable for triathlons though.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Unisex-b...7070062?pt=Men_s_Clothing&hash=item35ca49546e
 
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wilddemon said:
?????
Are you watching this item?
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No. I searched 'triathlon' on ebay and this popped up again, clicked on it to post it on a friends FB wall and noticed someone had placed a bid.

Or I'm about to receive a triathlon suit with zippered crotch. You decide which story you'd like to believe.
 
Knuckles

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0psi said:
No. I searched 'triathlon' on ebay and this popped up again, clicked on it to post it on a friends FB wall and noticed someone had placed a bid.

Or I'm about to receive a triathlon suit with zippered crotch. You decide which story you'd like to believe.
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What size is it? Could be big jd, seems he was impressed by moorey's.
 
wespelarno

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moorey said:
Yeah, but specifically 'not giant' is more telling...
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Putting "not giant" means it isn't false advertising. Still basically done to bump up the search profile. Same as cars advertised "Chevrolet Camaro, NOT ford mustang, challenger, chevelle". Basically a cheap way to advertise rather than saying having "not a giant" as a selling feature.
 
moorey

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wespelarno said:
Putting "not giant" means it isn't false advertising. Still basically done to bump up the search profile. Same as cars advertised "Chevrolet Camaro, NOT ford mustang, challenger, chevelle". Basically a cheap way to advertise rather than saying having "not a giant" as a selling feature.
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Obvious cat is obvious.....but if they REALLY wanted to increase hits, they would have said 'not giant, Norco, Santa Cruz, yeti, specialized, etc"
 
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