The stupid questions thread.

[shiny]

Phew, two left... now one... @hifiandmtb @Minlak and I think @shiny ?

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That's looks good, although glad I got the local option.

Hopefully I won't actually need to remove the wheel before it arrives.

Sadly my bin chicken is so old it still has a skinny 142 rear.

 

[John U]

Australia has a lot of dickheads. It is possibly one of our biggest commodities. But is there a bigger dickhead than Clive Palmer?

And let's not overlook our excessive production of fuckwits. Looks like our biggest fuckwit is set for expedited export to the UK.

Aren't we just returning him?

 

[pink poodle]

Aren't we just returning him?

Way out of warranty.

 

[fatboyonabike]

Potato farmer mogul Tony Gallati has a chain of supermarkets, some of them open 24 hours. From what I can gather their meat's a bit shit but they do some cheap vegetables.

Tony Mokbel rang, he wants his wig back!

 

[Litenbror]

Way out of warranty.

Defective, not fit for purpose covered under the consumer guarantee. Probably also some safety concerns with repeat exposure. Definitely should have a few warning signs and a thick MSDS.

 

[pink poodle]

Defective, not fit for purpose covered under the consumer guarantee. Probably also some safety concerns with repeat exposure. Definitely should have a few warning signs and a thick MSDS.

One could argue he never should have been released from the factory. Straight into the recycling heap.

 

[moorey]

One could argue he never should have been released from the factory. Straight into the recycling heap.

Looks fine to me.

 

[pink poodle]

He is an absolute top bloke!

 

[Mr Crudley]

He is an absolute top bloke!

Best thing I've seen all day and I've even been to Bunnings this morning - the bar has already been set high.
A compilation of Abbott's greatest moments makes my day.

Further reinforcing that he is a gold plated clueless goose of the highest order.

 

[pink poodle]

Best thing I've seen all day and I've even been to Bunnings this morning - the bar has already been set high.
A compilation of Abbott's greatest moments makes my day.

Further reinforcing that he is a gold plated clueless goose of the highest order.

John Oliver did a very accurate portrayal of the shit stain.

 

[Mr Crudley]

John Oliver did a very accurate portrayal of the shit stain.

Tony is alive purely for comic value. Pass the lunchtime brown onions while wearign your speedos and bask in his glory like the rest of us.

 

[pink poodle]

I still can't believe people voted for him, both in his electorate and by default as the leader of the party that took government. A stain on all of us.

 

[Mr Crudley]

I still can't believe people voted for him, both in his electorate and by default as the leader of the party that took government. A stain on all of us.

You will never get past the steel gates of the Insular Peninsula with that attitude young man.

Go on, live in the suburbs all of your life and live with the permanent disappointment of not experiencing true Abbottness in his natural surroundings.

 

[Cardy George]

What's a Zerk grease fitting and do I absolutely need one for the Turner?

Edit: I need one, does it have to have a Zerk fitting?

 

[hifiandmtb]

Zerk.

 

[Ultra Lord]

Post a photo of your nipples and we can help.

maybe

 

[Cardy George]

Post a photo of your nipples and we can help.

maybe

I'm not sure.

I mean, I don't know if I'm ready.

But you did say such nice things about my Dropper-less Hardtail.

Well Ok. Just one.

 

[hifiandmtb]

Can you show us both of your nipples? We need to see both.

 

[moorey]

Can you show us both of your nipples? We need to see both.

I’m good.

Give me 15 minutes at least.

 

[Cardy George]

Can you show us both of your nipples? We need to see both.

I might give you a private showing for brokering the deal that will make the Turner a real bike again