The stupid questions thread.

[camoshop]

I'm sure a quick copy place(printers) will do it for you

 

[pink poodle]

Are there any places that professionally scan documents to PDF? I have 5 folders full of reports and, although I could do it, I'm lazy and would rather have someone do it for me.

This is a service my business admin support consultancy offers. For a modest fee...

 

[for those about to rock]

I'm sure a quick copy place(printers) will do it for you

I didn't think of that. I'll go and see if they can help.

This is a service my business admin support consultancy offers. For a modest fee...

What does a "modest" fee entail?

 

[Xavo.au]

What does a "modest" fee entail?

All kinds of weird schist.

 

[pink poodle]

I didn't think of that. I'll go and see if they can help.



What does a "modest" fee entail?

If you are interested shoot me a pm and we can discuss.

 

[pink poodle]

All kinds of weird schist.

Yeah that! Or money...hourly rate based on nature of service and specifics of finished product.

 

[Shredden]

Has anyone ever plotted income against obesity levels?

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Has anyone ever plotted income against obesity levels?

Jeez. You can't open the paper these days without reading about yet another study into the health risks of living in low socio-economic areas. It's a topic that's gets regurgitated even more than 'should cyclists pay rego'

So your answer would be 'yes'

lots.

 

[pink poodle]

Has anyone ever plotted income against obesity levels?

I can run a how to use googke workshop for you if you like? Small fee may apply.

 

[Rob_74]

I can run a how to use googke workshop for you if you like? Small fee may apply.

Whats googke I googled Workshop sounds interesting what are the fees.

 

[pink poodle]

Whats googke I googled Workshop sounds interesting what are the fees.

You haven't heard of the new super search engine? It is programmed by Putin himself! The fee is that I annex a small part of your body...claiming it has always been part of me.

 

[Hew]

Wind.

More specifically wind and water. Why does wind appear to travel slowly across open water, but then when it hits you it is stronger than the speed it appears to be traveling?

My assumption is that the air is actually rolling, similar to what water does. Am I correct?

 

[Shredden]

Does anyone know how to clean skateboard wheel marks off fake floorboards (like floating floor type thing)?

 

[moorey]

Does anyone know how to clean skateboard wheel marks off fake floorboards (like floating floor type thing)?

Angle grinder. No other option.

 

[Shredden]

Angle grinder. No other option.

Fuck my life, doing boardslides on the floorboards seemed like such a good idea last night.

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Angle grinder. No other option.

Pay no attention young Theo. Moorey is talking out of his arse.

Fire should work a treat.

 

[moorey]

Pay no attention young Theo. Moorey is talking out of his arse.

Fire should work a treat.

Not in Victoria....too wet to burn.
Throw some crud on it.

 

[moorey]

My favourite part is knowing the answer and not telling you.

 

[Knuckles]

Does anyone know how to clean skateboard wheel marks off fake floorboards (like floating floor type thing)?

1 part lye 2 parts caustic soda to 7 parts mineral turpentine. Apply with steelwool :thumb:

 

[kwikee]

Does anyone know how to clean skateboard wheel marks off fake floorboards (like floating floor type thing)?

Depends on the durometer of the urethane.


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