binner
Hath shat hymself
Well,where do I begin........
About a year ago on one of the famous (infamous maybe) Yup Boys trips to COFFS I did the usual ride hard,talk shit,bag my mates, bust out fat moves, drink massive amounts of booze... then the time came to try to have a shower in the dingy scummy filthy shower block that is always infested with urine n sand n other bodily waste on the floor/wall tiles. This time I forgot my choag thongs to wear in the shower and deceided to go "unprotected" in the shower to rinse the filth off my hot well built masculin frame from the famous Coffs track and the famous Coffs ladies. So scrubbing away enjoying the luke warm water and cleansing little Jimmy it seems some filthy crap got into my heel and starting eating away at my skin n epidermis.
I didnt bother doing anything for about 6 months ( because I'm a lazy prick ) till it started to ache bad when I walked on it (like a nail being drivin into my heel), after much deliberation and whining I went off to the local Chemist Whorehouse and purchased a home remedy Wart removal system, thinking it was a plantar wart. Froze the bastard off about 10 times and it worked for a bit but now it's back and caining like a mofo!!!!!!.
After the setbacks from knowing it's back to give me grief I made the decision to bring out the big guns and pick at the hole with a darning needle, needle nose pliers (sharpened point) and mag light substituting as a surgical lamp. I had a few stiff drinks then proceded to pick,dig, tear off a heap of skin. After digging for a while I'm pretty sure I reached the dermis layer, according to the great web site called Wiki. I think I was hoping to pull out a massive root,worm,alien being or something but ...baaaaa bowwwwn, not a damn thing.Together with it fuckin stinging like a mofo blood started to flow like a river over my couch (missus wasn't happy with that part, actually thinking back she wasnt' happy with the whole process) which flipped me out a bit too.
So, here I am now. Trying to decied my next move,I'm guessing the smart thing to do is go to the Doc and show him/her my mess and have them larff at my home surgery practice and tell me what a tool I am.
I guess this whole post is a warning to you all about always wearing thongs in public showers and not to do home surgery. But also a plead to anyone out there that has had this problem, how you dealt with it and what was the outcome/scenerio.
I just wish there was like an AA for this kind of thing and I could stand up in front of the group and tell everyone what an idiot I was for gouging out 1/3rd of my heel skin in the name of home surgery.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm foot spa good.............
About a year ago on one of the famous (infamous maybe) Yup Boys trips to COFFS I did the usual ride hard,talk shit,bag my mates, bust out fat moves, drink massive amounts of booze... then the time came to try to have a shower in the dingy scummy filthy shower block that is always infested with urine n sand n other bodily waste on the floor/wall tiles. This time I forgot my choag thongs to wear in the shower and deceided to go "unprotected" in the shower to rinse the filth off my hot well built masculin frame from the famous Coffs track and the famous Coffs ladies. So scrubbing away enjoying the luke warm water and cleansing little Jimmy it seems some filthy crap got into my heel and starting eating away at my skin n epidermis.
I didnt bother doing anything for about 6 months ( because I'm a lazy prick ) till it started to ache bad when I walked on it (like a nail being drivin into my heel), after much deliberation and whining I went off to the local Chemist Whorehouse and purchased a home remedy Wart removal system, thinking it was a plantar wart. Froze the bastard off about 10 times and it worked for a bit but now it's back and caining like a mofo!!!!!!.
After the setbacks from knowing it's back to give me grief I made the decision to bring out the big guns and pick at the hole with a darning needle, needle nose pliers (sharpened point) and mag light substituting as a surgical lamp. I had a few stiff drinks then proceded to pick,dig, tear off a heap of skin. After digging for a while I'm pretty sure I reached the dermis layer, according to the great web site called Wiki. I think I was hoping to pull out a massive root,worm,alien being or something but ...baaaaa bowwwwn, not a damn thing.Together with it fuckin stinging like a mofo blood started to flow like a river over my couch (missus wasn't happy with that part, actually thinking back she wasnt' happy with the whole process) which flipped me out a bit too.
So, here I am now. Trying to decied my next move,I'm guessing the smart thing to do is go to the Doc and show him/her my mess and have them larff at my home surgery practice and tell me what a tool I am.
I guess this whole post is a warning to you all about always wearing thongs in public showers and not to do home surgery. But also a plead to anyone out there that has had this problem, how you dealt with it and what was the outcome/scenerio.
I just wish there was like an AA for this kind of thing and I could stand up in front of the group and tell everyone what an idiot I was for gouging out 1/3rd of my heel skin in the name of home surgery.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm foot spa good.............
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