'White Tiger' by Aravinda Adiga.
Just started it. Appears to be about some sort of indian con artist of sorts. Seems alright so far.
It seems i was talking out of my arse there (although that certainly wouldn't be a first time)
Just couldn't get into it at all. Neither could a couple of friends who tried reading it. Still, I don't feel as bad about that as I do about borrowing a copy of Dan Brown's latest f***ing atrocity (called The Lost Symbol) and demolishing it in a few hours.
I swear I feel dirty and abused in the way that it forced me to keep turning the pages despite the fact that it was just horrific to read. It basically comprised of a completely ridiculous premise with f***ing laughable 'characters' all held together by a plot that contained more holes than your average brazilian sparkie after a run-in with London's anti-terrorism police.
Awful. Awful stuff. Look out for the Tom Hanks film coming to a theatre near you!
To take my mind of the fact that I'll never get those precious 6 hours of my life back I turned to a couple of instant winners:
Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris which is the first of The Sookie Stackhouse novels upon which the ace HBO series True Blood is based. Pretty good although I don't want to read any more in case they f*** up my viewing pleasure although the rampant boobie action in the TV show will no doubt keep me viewing anyway...
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth-Graeme Smith.
To be fair I think Jane Austen wrote 90% of this, the other guy just monkeyed around with the characters and settings a bit in order to turn the Bennett sisters into Shaolin trained kick-ass hunters of the undead, and make Regency England a playground for the aforementioned ghouls. Other than those small details it appears to stay pretty strict to the original prose and actually turned out to be a really good read, as opposed to a good gag that I thought would wear thin after a few chapters. My only worry now is that this could lead to me giving up my sunday nights to watch costume dramas on the ABC in the vain hope that I see Kenneth Branagh get all 'groovy' with a sawn-off shottie and a horde of ghouls!