Our man in Japan
I could have educated them..."look cunts. I know your mum and dad are cousins but that doesn't excuse this level of stupidity..." ??? Hmmmm...I'm sure they would recall the lesson, but not the purpose there of. Would likely be "remember that old guy that lost his shit at the skate park?"How very Un-Newcastle , go back to Japan where your politeness may be appreciated!
Strange that a middle aged gentleman anywhere near children these days didn't bring hordes of panicked helicopter mums screaming and pointing at you like you were pretending to be George Pell.
You dodged a bullet. Back to singletrack with you sir.
I have a way with women...they seem to trust me with their kids but fear being near me in the anywhere "fuck off freak!!!"