What does your day look like?

[pink poodle]

Can you think of a better way to empty the smoking area ? The whole place comes galloping out with their durries in the air... round them horses up and out the door

Some friends used to do the song "closing time" at closing time. It worked a treat but fuck it's an ear worm!

I like my technique...the lights come on full blast, the music stops, and you get my personal "I hate to interrupt what you're doing here, but it's time to make your way to the exit." "Yeah mate I'll just finish my..." "no, you are leaving now. It's this way..." it seems to work pretty well most nights. It's been dubbed firm but polite by my team mates in such phrases as "these pricks aren't going to leave on time. Reckon you can get firm but polite with them?" It will be my pleasure.

 

[beeb]

I had to ask why someone at work thought it was okay to ‘ not wear shoes today ‘ in the office ……..

oh yeah and they answered in the superfuckoffannoying grrrrlll talk

like it’s hot today , and like they are just feet



yes , they are in hr dept or people and culture

gronks

Tell them you suffer from intense podophobia and that you may have to go on stress leave if exposed to such things again. End with a Karen-esque rant about how you haven't slept in 4 days due to the anxiety of having to put your shoes on each day to come to work and that they really should be more considerate of other people when considering their choices of attire for the workplace (and then leave early for the day).

 

[fjohn860]

I had to ask why someone at work thought it was okay to ‘ not wear shoes today ‘ in the office ……..

oh yeah and they answered in the superfuckoffannoying grrrrlll talk

like it’s hot today , and like they are just feet



yes , they are in hr dept or people and culture

gronks

Tell you you suffer from intense podophobia and that you may have to go on stress leave if exposed to such things again. End with a Karen-esque rant about how you haven't slept in 4 days due to the anxiety of having to put your shoes on each day to come to work and that they really should be more considerate of other people when considering their choices of attire for the workplace )and then leave early for the day).

Or...........

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[ozzybmx]

Tell you you suffer from intense podophobia and that you may have to go on stress leave if exposed to such things again. End with a Karen-esque rant about how you haven't slept in 4 days due to the anxiety of having to put your shoes on each day to come to work and that they really should be more considerate of other people when considering their choices of attire for the workplace )and then leave early for the day).

I'm a bare feet bloke, even bare footed on a plane when flying International... I believe recently this is not a cool thing to do.

 

[Tubbsy]

Some friends used to do the song "closing time" at closing time. It worked a treat but fuck it's an ear worm!

A pub in London I used to frequent would signal last drinks with Friggin in the Riggin by Sex Pistols.

That was a good one, maybe not for clearing people out though.

 

[shiny]

Some friends used to do the song "closing time" at closing time. It worked a treat but fuck it's an ear worm!

I like my technique...the lights come on full blast, the music stops, and you get my personal "I hate to interrupt what you're doing here, but it's time to make your way to the exit." "Yeah mate I'll just finish my..." "no, you are leaving now. It's this way..." it seems to work pretty well most nights. It's been dubbed firm but polite by my team mates in such phrases as "these pricks aren't going to leave on time. Reckon you can get firm but polite with them?" It will be my pleasure.

Previous life doing hospitality worked with a girl who turned the lights up max and got the vacuum cleaner out and start vacuuming by people’s feet. They all got the message pretty quick to leave. It was pretty funny.

 

[beeb]

I'm a bare feet bloke, even bare footed on a plane when flying International... I believe recently this is not a cool thing to do.

Blerg. I've lifted carpets on planes before, they're not something I'd want my delicate little tootsies lingering on!

 

[wesdadude]

and like they are just feet

She obviously doesn't understand the value of them on some parts of the internet.

bare footed on a plane when flying International... I believe recently this is not a cool thing to do.

You need one of your pairs of uggs on the plane. Comfy and warm.

 

[ozzybmx]

You need one of your pairs of uggs on the plane. Comfy and warm.

Mate, I have Winter uggs and Summer uggs, flying internationally my feet are hot... fucking bare feet is the go.

 

[pink poodle]

You need one of your pairs of uggs on the plane. Comfy and warm.

Fuck no...I made that mistake once flying home from Japan, but slippers not uggs. My feet were very quickly a grimy mess. I have long flown in thongs because my feet don't like shoes on the plane, but a (pilot) friend convinced me that was a bad idea - in the unlikely event of an emergency, your feet are going to get trampled pretty bad. Now i fly in loose shoes and slip them off once I am seated. I slip them on when I leave the seat.

 

[wesdadude]

Fuck no...I made that mistake once flying home from Japan, but slippers not uggs. My feet were very quickly a grimy mess.

Synthetics? My uggs with their wool liners are good for long wear comfort.

How are you guys getting so warm? Are you flying in cropdusters? Every plane I've been in has been air-conditioned to fucking freezing.

 

[pink poodle]

Synthetics? My uggs with their wool liners are good for long wear comfort.

How are you guys getting so warm? Are you flying in cropdusters? Every plane I've been in has been air-conditioned to fucking freezing.

I'm a furnace.

 

[mark22]

Helped a skipper stay afloat for 45min on my SUP at a local Bar crossing last winter after flipping his boat, he had ugg boots on.

 

[ozzybmx]

Helped a skipper stay afloat for 45min on my SUP at a local Bar crossing last winter after flipping his boat, he had ugg boots on.

A great choice of footwear for swimming.

 

[Flow-Rider]

A great choice of footwear for swimming.

Sharks love lamb scented human feet.

 

[Dales Cannon]

I'm a furnace.

You do have a fur coat.

 

[Scotty T]

Cooler day here at only 33°C, feels like I could knock another 10° off that with Coopers

FIFY.

 

[tubby74]

900 degrees out there and kids school sport had to finish up early. not because of the heat, but to be sure they could be back at school on time before taylor swift concert traffic gridlocks the area. no chance i'm leaving the house after lunchtime for the next 4 days

 

[ozzybmx]

FIFY.

My Strava says I may have pulled into the Edinburgh on the way home.

 

[Haakon]

I had to ask why someone at work thought it was okay to ‘ not wear shoes today ‘ in the office ……..

oh yeah and they answered in the superfuckoffannoying grrrrlll talk

like it’s hot today , and like they are just feet



yes , they are in hr dept or people and culture

gronks

We had a guy who’d not only not wear shoes but pick his toe nails in meetings.