pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Can you think of a better way to empty the smoking area ? The whole place comes galloping out with their durries in the air... round them horses up and out the door
Some friends used to do the song "closing time" at closing time. It worked a treat but fuck it's an ear worm!
I like my technique...the lights come on full blast, the music stops, and you get my personal "I hate to interrupt what you're doing here, but it's time to make your way to the exit." "Yeah mate I'll just finish my..." "no, you are leaving now. It's this way..." it seems to work pretty well most nights. It's been dubbed firm but polite by my team mates in such phrases as "these pricks aren't going to leave on time. Reckon you can get firm but polite with them?" It will be my pleasure.