What to shout at riders on the track

mutters21

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Hey guys,

I was just wondering if you could post as many random comments you have said or heard someone say to riders while on track, would be interesting to see how many there are..

Eg: Pedal harder you fat bastard!
 

adman

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I often try to teach riders how the theory of perpetual motion is impossible based on the Physics laws of thermodynamics.

Takes about 30 minutes to explain, so it takes a lot of riders to do this one.:cool:
 

Booost

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Oh god the Toowoomba kids really do take the cake on this one.

'Get your dead on!'

'Land on your dick!'

'Do a big jump!'

There are about 1000 more.
 

theMerryPrankster

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Oh god the Toowoomba kids really do take the cake on this one.

'Get your dead on!'

'Land on your dick!'

'Do a big jump!'

There are about 1000 more.
Without a doubt. Other gems from Sunday:

Keep going mate! Doing well! (To the little guy on the Norco hardtail)

Track's to the left boys! (To a bunch of x country riders coming down the fire trail)

Get off the brakes! (To the same x country riders)

And the always popular: Do a sick whip!
 

edwin

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Guy goes past at at Awaba with his shifter hanging off.
Guy next to me shouts "That will need a service"
 

Joy

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The Toowoomba guys were reading out the trivia questions from the lids of beer bottles to riders on Sunday
 

HAR

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The best one that someone yelled at me was:
"Use your second shock you dickhead"

I ride a 2Stage, I had to pay it :p
 

dirt lover

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was yelling at my mate awhile ago, I was at the bottom of the track, he was about 50m before finishing it, another guy was coming in behind him a lot faster than he was though he didn't hear him. I yelled out rider though he didn't seem to hear. Guy went shooting by him and they botth almost crashed. When he got to the end he said - " I thought you said spider" Not exactly what you ment but oh well :p
 
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