Whats the funniest thing you have found on a trail?

sawtell

The Great White Rooks Hunter
Also, regularly see rabbits on the trails but saw a completely white, albino one the other day... seemed odd.

talking about rabits, i was not riding, i was walking to a favourite fishing spot, of which you have to go through some tree's.. any way there was this bunch of rabbits, they all ran of, except one, i had a closer look at it, the thing had no fukin eyes!!

ive heard of the diease, but never actualy seen it before was quite od.
 

dcrofty

Eats Squid
talking about rabits, i was not riding, i was walking to a favourite fishing spot, of which you have to go through some tree's.. any way there was this bunch of rabbits, they all ran of, except one, i had a closer look at it, the thing had no fukin eyes!!

ive heard of the diease, but never actualy seen it before was quite od.
Myxo will make their face swell so the eyelids are shut and they can't see. Guess thats a likely explanation.
 

jasdeep

Squid
Flying squirrel and I, were riding around on some local trails and saw this massive red belly black snake. We both shat our pants lol.
 
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urban_chaos

Cannon Fodder
A few years back we come across an old tent setup not far off the trail, we looked in very hesitantly not knowing what we would find, but it was empty except for an old shoe and a small tomahawk axe inside.

Also a peacock, which ran out in front of me on my way to the trails. It has decided to make its home in the streets near my house – I guess someone must have fed it and it stuck around, not sure where it originally came from though.
 

gixer7

Likes Dirt
Found two mountain bikes on a trail once. No riders. Chains were rusty so been there awhile but apart from that looked fine. Funny thing was it was in the middle of nowhere and a long walk back to civilisation.

Never could figure out the why!
 

kgunzer

Likes Dirt
Apparently is good luck for a bird to shit on you. My car has shit all over it!
Tell me, how is it good luck?

There was this big sea gull that toss bombed me in my uniform and the splatter of his shit was so FU(|<1ñ6 huge, people who saw it laughed so hard. I got so angry I got myself a stick and started swinging at them and chased their bird brains off.
 

-Rednut-

Likes Bikes
me and a mate found a little sausage dog and we just kept riding past in and then it just starting chasing us and were were peddeling our fastest but it kept up with us for a while.

one of the funniest times of my life
 

mtbmakesmehard

Likes Dirt
i was riding through jells park a while ago and went on my ususla trail to find a supposed camp site with condoms, v cans everywhere and a dead thing in the ground, i rode off and saw a huge giant rabbit, it was weird.
 

lach92

Likes Bikes
lol well one time with my friends walking to my house in this drain ditch thing was a porno mag and there was like 5 of us and we were standing there for like 10 minutes doing rock paper scissors for who had to jump down and get it my friend connor lost but only cause i beat him which is good for me cause i almost had to get it lol
 

RangaRMX

Likes Dirt
HAHAHA I was reading that and laughing to myself over how old he must be haha, but your response just killed me in laughter.

Get with it, the net is where all the pr0n is at, not the drain pipe:cool:
 

lach92

Likes Bikes
lol nah not 12 was like 15 then but was basically a dare witch none of wanted to do and connor lost so he had to do it
 

Jimass

Eats Squid
Was like twelve?

Geez how old are you now, don't tell me we're going backward...

And let me guess, 11 and ...... Five months?
 
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