Who would you choose as a new moderator?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Dozer, Apr 12, 2018.

  1. Dozer

    Dozer Heavy machinery. Staff Member

    I thought it was a good idea to start a thread on this so we could weed out the invalid candidates, it's working a treat! ;)
  2. Ultra Lord

    Ultra Lord Eats Squid

    Poodles too good to mod, we need that mutt in parliment, is what your saying.
  3. creaky

    creaky Likes Bikes and Dirt


    These guys seem fairly even handed, make meaningful contributions to the forum and are respected by the regular burners.

    It may be tough to find quality people with enough time so possibly instead of employing one mod on the standard $120k salary it could be split between two ?

    It'd be nice to have some gender equality. Either a female mod or RB funded sex change for Johnny (obviously the preferred option).
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  4. The Duckmeister

    The Duckmeister Eats Squid

    Probably the more important aspect of the process... ;)
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  5. johnny

    johnny I'll tells ya! Staff Member

    Unfortunately we already tried that but it kept growing back. We're now looking into the possiblity that I was always a girl and that I have a profound case of genital warts.

    Gender diversity would be very welcome, but we need to have some women on the forum to make that happen and I don't think we have any left. And even then, it would have a pretty hard-edged image of tokenism if we put the only girl in as a mod simply because she's a she.
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  6. moorey

    moorey Dick-ta-phone

    That’s mod talk!
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  7. could always take the comm games approach
  8. moorey

    moorey Dick-ta-phone

    Leave the leading contenders dying on the side of the road?
  9. well no, but sure, once they have outlived their purpose

    I was thinking more along the lines of gender re-assignment and weightlifting
  10. Zaf

    Zaf Gearbox Frother

  11. teK--

    teK-- Eats Squid

    I was a forum once that only had one mod. But they chose to be Switzerland and the forum finally destroyed itself 5 years later.
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  12. Zaf

    Zaf Gearbox Frother

    That must have felt odd.
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  13. teK--

    teK-- Eats Squid

    Yes now I am a forum which is trying to choose additional mods. I still feel odd.
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  14. Minlak

    Minlak Pyromaniac

  15. Dales Cannon

    Dales Cannon Super Moderator

    I reckon it should be YOU! IT background. And foreground. And short back and sides. No embarassment gland. Reside in Bundy where there is fuck all to do. Ever. And you are the only one who buys anything and everything Hope manufacture.

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  16. Ultra Lord

    Ultra Lord Eats Squid

    Short back and sides =/= mod material. Mullet/ratstail or gtfo.
  17. Nerf Herder

    Nerf Herder Wheel size expert

    Spanky ... Two mods for the price of one :)
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  18. johnny

    johnny I'll tells ya! Staff Member

    Not any more. I've got a Beiber-cut, Dozer has a Beckham faux-hawk and Scott has those long sideburn-curls the Jews rock.
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  19. Minlak

    Minlak Pyromaniac

    And Moorey doesn’t have hair or style....
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  20. moorey

    moorey Dick-ta-phone

    Pfft. It’s calked the ‘dressed egg’

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