i think you already know what i'm going to say. so why bother? tools provided. three months have passed since we started building again, and i haven't even seen some of you weekenders during this time. the worst offenders are those of you who live within 15-20 miles of the trails, who come down nearly every DRY weekend. where are you now?
a sunny day in march/april 2006:
you: alright
us: alright
you: how's it all riding?
us: ah, so so
you: i'll be on the starthill then
us: no
you: what?
us: no way mr. loud trousers
you: there's nothing wrong with or loud about my trousers
us: just go
you: bu.. but what about all the other years gone by where you simply tolerated my unfair, selfish and frankly childlike behaviour?
us: [gives look as if to suggest those days are gone]
you: boy is this ever awkward! and boy do i wish i'd got off my fat, self-centred arse and helped you dig this winter gone. well, guess i'll be off to (local miniramp). bye!
IT'S YOUR CHOICE - IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!!!! COME DOWN AND WE CAN WORK IT ALL OUT!!!! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!! DON'T LET THE LOVE SLIP AWAY!!!! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
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So Christmas came and went, we all ate too much, and while some were relaxing, others were digging hard - even on Christmas Eve.
But alas, those who live the closest and perhaps preach about not digging were nowhere to be seen! Some were writing Myspace bulletins and some were getting tattoos. Hopefully it's not too late though and they can dig up enough hours relative to their distance from the trails to mean they can ride when Spring comes..
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moving swiftly on the the safer grounds of digging news - the trails were finished by jan 20th last year - this isn't going to happen but there is now a shitload of digging being done between five and seven days a week. the boys from the black hole that is chandler's ford are making a late push for glory whilst team excalibur cottage are lagging slightly after a promising start. still no sign of many seasonally-familiar faces. YOU NEED US IN SUMMER - WE NEED YOU IN WINTER