Billy Conolly also said there are three cardinal rules after you turn 60.
1. If you have an opportunity to have a piss, have a piss
2. Never trust a fart
3. No matter where or when if you get an erection use it.
You know you're getting old when ...
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1. If you have an opportunity to have a piss, have a piss
2. Never trust a fart
3. No matter where or when if you get an erection use it.
Nerf Herder
Wheel size expert
Ykygow …
E-bikes have transcended Want to Need !
you get hung up on every fracking rock or root riding 27.5
you have to diet or die (figuratively)
Foes might becoming cool again
E-bikes have transcended Want to Need !
you get hung up on every fracking rock or root riding 27.5
you have to diet or die (figuratively)
Foes might becoming cool again
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
pink poodle
ここには見るべきものは何もありません
When were they ever not cool?
Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
+1. Just need to bring back the huuuuge Curnutt shocks.
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An having just looked at their website, maybe some modern geometry. Bikes look great, but outdated geo.
The Duckmeister
Has a juicy midrange
..... When fishing one's specs out of one's pocket to, you know see shit, upon pulling said specs out of their pouch, one returns specs to pocket while keeping the pouch in hand.....
slowmick
38-39"
Caught up with a mate from Uni on Saturday night to go to the Rugby League. We headed back to his hotel lounge to have BYO drinks and snacks (cheap) and a chat. We met a couple of very dressed up young ladies in the lift who were going to be very cold as they painted the town red. It was at that point I realised I couldn't remember the last time I dressed up to go out or if I even owned any going out clothes.
slowmick
38-39"
I used to work with a bunch of very smooth older dudes early on in my career. When we'd be away on work trips they'd always wind up talking to the young ladies in the bar or the bar staff. One of their favourite lines was "you seem like a lovely young lady. Any chance you can introduce me to you mum."
Flow-Rider
Burner
Presbyopia in one eye more than the other, feels like you're constantly drunk.
Corrective glasses are 2 weeks away.
Corrective glasses are 2 weeks away.
Cardy George
Piercing rural members since 1981
Had to google that.
Ugh, that's me. Been noticing my eyes are struggling with up close work or in low light.
Looks like my 10 year unchanged prescription is about to change
Flow-Rider
Burner
The optometrist told me that the cold weather can make it intermittently worse.Had to google that.
Ugh, that's me. Been noticing my eyes are struggling with up close work or in low light.
Looks like my 10 year unchanged prescription is about to change
oldcorollas
Levin the moment
YKYGOW...
you get home from work with something written on hand in permanent marker, double underlined.... and no idea what/why/when...
hmmmm, so far i'm assuming something to do with The Silence?1?1!/?
you get home from work with something written on hand in permanent marker, double underlined.... and no idea what/why/when...
hmmmm, so far i'm assuming something to do with The Silence?1?1!/?
oldcorollas
Levin the moment
huh.. i'd assumed some computery thing i forgot to send someone.. but turned out to be an orange handled triangle file....
Mystery solved! (memory still dysfunctional)
now.. where did i put it?
Mystery solved! (memory still dysfunctional)
now.. where did i put it?
Ykygow you have to ask your wife to bring your glasses so you can make out the tiny boxes in the cricket score book
Then when you put them on you can't make out the umpires as they are just a blur. And you can't swap as it takes a while for your eyes to refocus when taking glasses on and off.
Was rather jealous of the other team having an a3 sized score book when ours was a4.
Then when you put them on you can't make out the umpires as they are just a blur. And you can't swap as it takes a while for your eyes to refocus when taking glasses on and off.
Was rather jealous of the other team having an a3 sized score book when ours was a4.
Flow-Rider
Burner
Old age is just a bag of dicks waiting to happen for most. My eyes are locked on long sight, trying to read a phone or book and look at something else without bifocals simultaneously is impossible. It takes a while to teach yourself to look through the right part of the glasses
slowmick
38-39"
Is winding down all the windows on a hot day to let the air inside the car get back to ambient temperature before turning on the air conditioning an old person thing? It seems to be very out of fashion but I have an old car and try not to strain it on hot days. People just seems to get in an go.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
It's a sensible person thing.
hifiandmtb
Sphincter beanie
Does the a/c have different levels of working in a car? I know the fan does, but the a/c system?