You know you're getting old when ...

Discussion in 'Vets' started by Nerf Herder, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. Nerf Herder

    Nerf Herder Wheel size expert

    Your sitting with a lovely girl ... making each other laugh, but your treating her like your daughter ... :wacko: (maybe thats more fear of your wife)

    When the maggie doesn't even bother for a second swoop coz it know your no threat

    When your newest t-shirt is older then your eldest kid

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    Last edited: Oct 26, 2014
  2. harmonix1234

    harmonix1234 Eats Squid

    You know your'e getting old when you can't trust a fart, and you never waste an erection.
  3. rone

    rone Eats Squid

    6am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
  4. Trigger02

    Trigger02 Likes Bikes and Dirt

    When you argue about things you know nothing about. Clipless lol
  5. moorey

    moorey Isn't flammable.

    When you have to google virtually everthing the cool kids say and talk about:yield:
  6. scblack

    scblack Wheel size expert

    When you start to ride the roadie more than the downhill bike.
  7. moorey

    moorey Isn't flammable.

    That every time I get reflux or the slightest pain anywhere near my chest, the wife wants to call 000
  8. Trigger02

    Trigger02 Likes Bikes and Dirt

    Getting told off for not knowing the diference between a goth and a emo

    Commodore 64 was cool
  9. moorey

    moorey Isn't flammable.

    Even worse, that I found an excuse to do an XC/Trail ride instead of race DH for every round of KOB (Its too expensive....its better exercise....I might hurt DH bike is old....its too cold...the tracks will be wet....)
  10. moorey

    moorey Isn't flammable.

    Meh, they're all just E-moths to me now..

    BTW, we were never even allowed a com 64 or an atari, santa got us a Philips.
  11. harmonix1234

    harmonix1234 Eats Squid

    When these are your childhood memories:





  12. Trigger02

    Trigger02 Likes Bikes and Dirt

    Aaaaaaaah yeah
  13. Trigger02

    Trigger02 Likes Bikes and Dirt

    E-moths hahaha ill be using that
  14. pharmaboy

    pharmaboy Eats Squid

    Heh = game and watch FTW - ever noticed how the history of handheld games has been rewritten so Nintendo started it with gameboys but Game and Watch has been completely forgotten? (they were heaps cheaper than gameboys too)
  15. moorey

    moorey Isn't flammable.

    Ironically, they FLEE from bright lights though...

    You know youre gettingn old when an early night if soooo much more exciting to think about than a dirty night...
  16. Norco Maniac

    Norco Maniac Likes Bikes and Dirt

    when you choose the pub you're going to for dinner according to the age of the clientele. and they're all over 50.

    when you look back on your life and realise you're seeing it in decade chunks.

    when you still convert metric to imperial in your head to understand what a measurement means.

    .....when you're looking at the girl serving behind the counter at the LBS and you realise your youngest child is older than her.

    and when you itch to correct the punctuation of the OP :decision:
    Last edited: Aug 29, 2012
  17. moorey

    moorey Isn't flammable.

    When the kids you used to teach now have kids that have kids:eek:hwell:
  18. Dales Cannon

    Dales Cannon Likes Bikes and Dirt


    I didn't think it was possible to be this old and still alive.
  19. moorey

    moorey Isn't flammable.

    Yep. And there's a long way to go before I pop my clogs. Not looking forward to how unexciting sex must get in the future.
    Maybe I just need me a new crazy stripper wife. :clap2:
  20. Trigger02

    Trigger02 Likes Bikes and Dirt

    We can go to thailand once a year togethor Mooray if your game lol

    Mountain biking is crazy over thier apparently

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