you know you're too drunk when...

[|Matt|]

When you start hedge diving. Dove into many a hedges on Sat night. Hands are so fucked from it, still picking splinters out. Damn those smart bastards who plant spikey hedges are the joint.

Pfft. If you need to be drunk to enjoy bush jumping/hedge diving, then there is obviously something very wrong with you .

 

[slip]

If you enjoy bush jumping/hedge diving, then there is obviously something very wrong with you .

Fixed it for you.

 

[mad_mike51]

Pfft. If you need to be drunk to enjoy bush jumping/hedge diving, then there is obviously something very wrong with you .

100% agree we did it a footy training all the time, not one time were we drunk

 

[Blah!]

One old one and one more recent: You're too drunk when...

You decide to play the "How high can I get my Blood Alcohol Concentration at StarCity". Despite winning $300 that night you wake up the next morning $100 down, spent on booze...

You decide that stealing drinks from students you teach at Uni is a good idea (particularly stupid after they start trying to bribe you for marks with booze)

 

[nickmann]

When you kiss a 67 year old grandma on the lips for a ciggarette. (not me, one of my mates)

 

[dh damo]

When you kiss a 67 year old grandma on the lips for a ciggarette. (not me, one of my mates)

hahah tom, so sad but it just how rangas roll these day's.

 

[Regan of Gong]

(not me, one of my mates)

Anytime anyone says this, we all know it WAS actually you.

 

[Tristan23]

You know you're too drunk when you get home, drunk, and can't find this thread to contribute to. Last night would've produced wonders.

 

[RampRider7]

^^You know youre too drunk when you make posts about trying to makes posts when your drunk.......?..

 

[GravityGuru]

^^You know youre too drunk when you make posts about trying to makes posts when your drunk.......?..

No... Just no...

 

[Plow King]

^^You know youre too drunk when you make posts about trying to makes posts when your drunk.......?..

You know you're too drunk when that statement is not a fail.

 

[faceplant666]

You know your really drunk when the last thing you remember is sitting down on your street to "rest" and wake up the next morning on your couch naked at 11 am with your boss ringing trying to find out where you are...Then finding out you got your blanket because your mother woke up that morning for work and saw you naked...picked up the clothes all over the house and covered you up. I love dollar drinks...

 

[dirtjumper005]

Just for a laugh from a memory of some movie..

You know your to drunk when you wake up, butt naked, spooning what feels to be a hot girl with a great body and great boobs, only to realise when she rolls over its your sister.

and now a real life one.

You know your to drunk when your fishing at 3am in a bay off the rocks thinking the best way for your mate to get that crab down there is to push him in and get hooked on from another mates line he is currently pulling in, then finnaly get back onto the rocks then slip back in because their too drunk then cutting their hand clean open on an oyster

 

[dirtjumper005]

a previous post unlocked this memory...

You know your too drunk when on the drive home from Skyfire (Canberra'n anual fireworks night) You reach your head out the window and accuse the passing by 80 year grandma of being a slut

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

<sigh>

I'm putting this horse down before it gets any lamer...