Your favorite "Quote"
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mongoosedh
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Why don't I believe you, Johnny.
PINT of Stella. mate!
Many, many Scotches
"Use the Search Function" - Various Farkers 
http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=80440
http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=46267
My current favourite however, would be "If George Foreman even dreams of knocking me out, he better wake up and apologise!" Muhammed Ali
http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=80440
http://forums.farkin.net/showthread.php?t=46267
My current favourite however, would be "If George Foreman even dreams of knocking me out, he better wake up and apologise!" Muhammed Ali
Tomas
my mum says im cool
"The hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else."
E.E. Cummings.
"If we dont change the direction we're headed, we'll end up where we're going".
Chinese Proverb.
"The power of imaganation makes us infinate"
NFI
“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”
Churchill
“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”
Churchill again.
E.E. Cummings.
"If we dont change the direction we're headed, we'll end up where we're going".
Chinese Proverb.
"The power of imaganation makes us infinate"
NFI
“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”
Churchill
“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”
Churchill again.
mtb.rider.jd
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"Tough Titties"
roasted
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`You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.'
- L. Ron Hubbard, http://www.don-lindsay-archive.org/scientology/start.a.religion.html
- L. Ron Hubbard, http://www.don-lindsay-archive.org/scientology/start.a.religion.html
R33F
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"Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity."
- Sean O'Casey
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party." - Cal Naughton, Jr (Talladega Nights)
"We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English."
- Winston Churchill
"I'm not into progression. I'm not into fusion. I'm not into any of this shit, yeah? I'm just into doing what we do, you know what I mean, yeah?" - Shane MacGowan
“It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.” - Henry Rollins
Plus of course the Dave Ruel quote in my sig.
- Sean O'Casey
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party." - Cal Naughton, Jr (Talladega Nights)
"We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English."
- Winston Churchill
"I'm not into progression. I'm not into fusion. I'm not into any of this shit, yeah? I'm just into doing what we do, you know what I mean, yeah?" - Shane MacGowan
“It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.” - Henry Rollins
Plus of course the Dave Ruel quote in my sig.
J@se
Breezeway Bandit
"Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any."
"There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works."
- Anon.
"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them."
- Isaac Asimov
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it."
- Andre Gide
"There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works."
- Anon.
"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them."
- Isaac Asimov
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it."
- Andre Gide
Josh Seksy
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something like:
"A Good leader is someone who encourages people to do something they are to lazy to do."
"A Good leader is someone who encourages people to do something they are to lazy to do."
"People of Thebes, my countrymen, look on Oedipus.
He solved the famous riddle with his brilliance,
He rose to power, a man beyond all power.
Who could behold his greatness without envy?
Now what a black sea of terror has overwhelmed him.
Now as we keep our watch and wait the final day,
Count no man happy till he dies, free of pain at last."
- Sophocles, in Oedipus the King.
He solved the famous riddle with his brilliance,
He rose to power, a man beyond all power.
Who could behold his greatness without envy?
Now what a black sea of terror has overwhelmed him.
Now as we keep our watch and wait the final day,
Count no man happy till he dies, free of pain at last."
- Sophocles, in Oedipus the King.
flying high dh killer
Likes Dirt
"For those of you, who wouldn't be able to see the Clay/Liston fight, here is the eighth round and I exactly tell you what's happen:
Clay comes out to meet Liston,and Liston start to retreat,
if Liston goes back an inch further, he'll land up in the ringside seat.
Clay swings with his left, Clay swings with his right,
look at young Cassius carry the fight.
Liston keeps backin', but there's not enough room,
it's a matter of time, o Clay loweres the boom.
Now Clay's swings with a right, what a beautiful swing.
The punch raises the bear, clear out of the ring.
Now Liston disappears from view, and the crowd is gettin' frantic,
but our radar station has picked him up, he is somewhere over the atlantic.
Liston is still risin', and the ref was a frown,
for he can't start countin' till Sonny comes down.
Who would have thought, when they came to the fight,
that they'd witness a launchin' of a black satelite.
Yes the crowd did not dream, when they put down their money,
that they would see, a total eclypse of the Sonny."
- Muhummad Ali
Clay comes out to meet Liston,and Liston start to retreat,
if Liston goes back an inch further, he'll land up in the ringside seat.
Clay swings with his left, Clay swings with his right,
look at young Cassius carry the fight.
Liston keeps backin', but there's not enough room,
it's a matter of time, o Clay loweres the boom.
Now Clay's swings with a right, what a beautiful swing.
The punch raises the bear, clear out of the ring.
Now Liston disappears from view, and the crowd is gettin' frantic,
but our radar station has picked him up, he is somewhere over the atlantic.
Liston is still risin', and the ref was a frown,
for he can't start countin' till Sonny comes down.
Who would have thought, when they came to the fight,
that they'd witness a launchin' of a black satelite.
Yes the crowd did not dream, when they put down their money,
that they would see, a total eclypse of the Sonny."
- Muhummad Ali
Angry Atheist
Banned
Wasn't that line from an angry indian woman back in the late eighties?
If I remember, it was something on 60 minutes about some woman in power who didn't care about the plight of someone or rather.
For someone who says their forte is religion, you really should know who that lady is.
doug the digger
Likes Dirt
I think that was by Dean Martin, an american singer and comedian.
another couple:
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x;y is play; and z is kepping your mouth shut.-Einstein
An optimist sees an opportunity in every Calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in evry oppertunity-Churchill