//beer driven Tourettes infected rant ahead.... please don't quote spanky to save those delicate souls who don't like the "c" word...
//start rant.... now//
Sandy vag infected cock knuckles that complain about presents they've been given.... serio-fuck-isly STFU you kunt.... how fucked up are you? Spanky's current kunt detector only goes to 15, and your whining has bent the needle... that's off the charts kuntishness...
1) Stop trying to guess what every present cost the person who gave it too you... if spanky was a higher god, you'd get fucking cancer of the anus... which would be all of you, since your an arse.
2) Stop being depressed that what you were given wasn't 100% exactly what you wanted, or you only got 50% of what you NEED..... you dirty fuck, for that all your cells ATP will be recalled.. fucktard.
How dare you even think that shit... suck it up you consumerism infected fucktard.... get the fuck over it, or get chlamydia from a koala.
shit.... its all about the giving, if you can't understand that.... well, fuck you! If you also can't see that Xmas has become a consumer wank fest... then your a fucktard...
Baa humbug... you cock knobbler.
well, while we're fuckin at it.. (read: there's more beer in the fridge) spanky don't give a flying fuck how much you've just saved by hocking your balls deep into credit.... we know, you'll come a whining and pointlessly complaining to spanky about how life's so tough... but, it was on SPECIAL!!!!
fuck you! No one made you run up a massive CC bill
"OH, but Johnny the fucktard wanted a "insert mega expensive unnecessary kit here" and I had to get it for him or he'd have a tempy tantrum"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you not see the recent global recession, and what caused it?...... do you realise the crotch fruit your raising will be a no hoping fucktard of fucktard dimensions so huge, it will cause fucktardiness to be redefined as other fucktards are reclassified as intelligent... due to the HUGE farktardiness of your crotch fruit
- insert golf clapping - the sarcastic type..... well done.
People who go around asking "so, what's your new years resolution?" - WTF! Go away, you should be hoping spanky's new years resolution is to allow humanity another 365 days of fucking yourselves over!
Birthdays.... Seriously, what the fuck! You get presents for not dying in a 365 day period! Fucking awesome! So, achieve nothing... stay alive for 365 and someone wil;l buy a cake and light some candles...... think about just how fucked up that is....
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/death to all hoomans