pink poodle
気が狂っている男
That was the plan. Now I'm covered in the wrong cat hair.
Little Things You Hate
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stirk
Burner
LTIH: seeing a rotund man ~70yo taking a piss at the urinals with his pants down around his ankles and his family arse proudly on display for all those unfortunate to witness the spectacle.
I recall kids at school doing that when they still had their urinating L-plates but never a grown man. It's not a sight I can easily unsee!
I recall kids at school doing that when they still had their urinating L-plates but never a grown man. It's not a sight I can easily unsee!
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Just be glad he wasn't your Chinese restaurant chef taking a shit before cooking your lunch.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
I'm trying really hard not to build a mental image of this go commando stylee pissage
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
It isn't particularly commando...a lack of tactful discretion for excretion makes it seem rather uncommando.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
True, not stealth that's for certain. A full on rear assault.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
He is begging for a mid stream centre push coupled with a pincer flush.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Got a few things today...
- When will this trend of "fruity" coffee end? If you can't do it properly it just tastes like sour milk!
- People who put shit loads of sugar in their coffee (eg 4 scoops) and then claim it tastes great and they know good coffee. Same for syrup drinkers too. You like sugar not coffee.
- High school kids that are loud in public places. One day I hope to be a grumpy enough old man to make incoherent yelling at them.
- people who can't get on a train without loosing their breath, who can't operate a door, who don't fit through the door, and who want to chat with the strangers around them.
Fuck I'm sure there is more. It has been that kind of day.
Oh I just remembered! Fuck car racing and the people who are into it. Yeah I know a bunch of you people follow it, I've seen the thread...for pretty much the whole year this ridiculous "sport" has been tearing up big chunks of my town. Access to some of the beaches and parks has been severely inhibited. A lot of trees have been cut down and a good chunk of parkland lost to form up bits of the track. A lot of businesses have suffered severely to accommodate this bull shit, loss of jobs and closures have not been uncommon. A lot of car parking spaces in an area already short of them have been lost as well...all so a bunch of dim witted mostly fat "sports fans" can watch some cars drive around in circles. I don't doubt there is a direct link between how stupid and boring car racing is and the massive amount of beer consumed at said events. If you need a reason to drink just celebrate the fact that you are still breathing. Anything more would likely be a strain on your brain anyway. Vroom Vroom people. Now we are expected to welcome about 150000 of these "enthusiasts" and all the infrastructure for the sport this weekend. The race area looks like a concentration camp. And of course the police will be out in force to keep the locals in check and not upset the race crowd.
Lastly...hating on myself! Who doesn't like a bit of extra cash? You bet I'm working all weekend at this fucking car race. If you see a lame middle aged hater serving food or drinks I recommend staying 10 feet away. Service will be poor.
- When will this trend of "fruity" coffee end? If you can't do it properly it just tastes like sour milk!
- People who put shit loads of sugar in their coffee (eg 4 scoops) and then claim it tastes great and they know good coffee. Same for syrup drinkers too. You like sugar not coffee.
- High school kids that are loud in public places. One day I hope to be a grumpy enough old man to make incoherent yelling at them.
- people who can't get on a train without loosing their breath, who can't operate a door, who don't fit through the door, and who want to chat with the strangers around them.
Fuck I'm sure there is more. It has been that kind of day.
Oh I just remembered! Fuck car racing and the people who are into it. Yeah I know a bunch of you people follow it, I've seen the thread...for pretty much the whole year this ridiculous "sport" has been tearing up big chunks of my town. Access to some of the beaches and parks has been severely inhibited. A lot of trees have been cut down and a good chunk of parkland lost to form up bits of the track. A lot of businesses have suffered severely to accommodate this bull shit, loss of jobs and closures have not been uncommon. A lot of car parking spaces in an area already short of them have been lost as well...all so a bunch of dim witted mostly fat "sports fans" can watch some cars drive around in circles. I don't doubt there is a direct link between how stupid and boring car racing is and the massive amount of beer consumed at said events. If you need a reason to drink just celebrate the fact that you are still breathing. Anything more would likely be a strain on your brain anyway. Vroom Vroom people. Now we are expected to welcome about 150000 of these "enthusiasts" and all the infrastructure for the sport this weekend. The race area looks like a concentration camp. And of course the police will be out in force to keep the locals in check and not upset the race crowd.
Lastly...hating on myself! Who doesn't like a bit of extra cash? You bet I'm working all weekend at this fucking car race. If you see a lame middle aged hater serving food or drinks I recommend staying 10 feet away. Service will be poor.
Calvin27
Eats Squid
You need to try some of the robusta blends. Earthy af and packs a bigger punch.
moorey
call me Mia
moorey
call me Mia
This bloke?
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moorey
call me Mia
Judging by the eyes...
atrax robustus is my personal favourite.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
I like the dark roasts. The stuff that feels like coffee...I've had a fair range of robusta in blends and single origin. I find it lacks refinement as a single origin but can certainly pack a bunch in blends.
After shelving a few too many robusta...
That guy needs a hair net. Or perhaps a man bun!
Mywifesirrational
I however am very normal. Trust me.
Noisy neighbors, just got off the fence after screaming abuse at him that half suburb probably heard.
Decides 8pm is the perfect time to wield, grind and hammer at random shit. I lost my shit at 930. He does this on odd occasion, council and EPA complaints appear to be worthless, even with video and audio.
Hopefully I come across like the scary / psycho neighbor and he pulls his head in. Might go around in the morning and further escalate some shit, 'please explain' with my best Pauline Hanson crazy eyes.
Decides 8pm is the perfect time to wield, grind and hammer at random shit. I lost my shit at 930. He does this on odd occasion, council and EPA complaints appear to be worthless, even with video and audio.
Hopefully I come across like the scary / psycho neighbor and he pulls his head in. Might go around in the morning and further escalate some shit, 'please explain' with my best Pauline Hanson crazy eyes.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Do it in just your leopard print jocks or poorly fastened robe. It will add great emphasis.
Do you practise martial arts in the back yard?
Mywifesirrational
I however am very normal. Trust me.
My father in laws keeps saying its a couple of blocks living there (he worked at the docks, his gayday is all fucked up), I'm not sure leopard skin jocks would be a deterrent if that was the case.
No martial arts, wood chopping and bench press is pretty common in the back yard