Yeah, well it did happen... bugger. But at the time I thought it was worse. I thought I'd broken my neck really badly, the pain there was insane. But I didn't... I broke/tore/hyperextended a bunch of other bits instead. It was a while ago now, back in 2013 on the original Lysty Aneurysm table-tops with the kickers, which I helped build... and weirdly I had argued the kickers were dangerous. Ha ha. They were great if you rode them at the right pace for airtime, but shocking at speed. I looped the loop, like never before. I was red misting bigtime, for reasons that the internet will never know, and stupidly decided to do the last table kicker at warp factor nine... big big big big mistake. In a very short period, the kickers had claimed about a dozen collarbones before my mishap, and they got turned into the berms that they are now, within a week of my hopelessness.
Sorry Moorey... but I've seen your blue arse more than you've seen my hairsuitness.
Here's two of my daughters, laughing at me.
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