Ad campagains you wish existed and general bike snobbery

[johnny]

Giant: for riders with a pygmy heart.

 

[ashes_mtb]

Giant: for riders with a pygmy heart.

Even though my Giant is long gone, that still stings.

 

[johnny]

Giant: for when even shame is a luxury you can't afford.

 

[The Duckmeister]

Specialized: because only a chunt would buy from these chunts.

 

[pink poodle]

Only dentist need apply.

 

[johnny]

Giant: because the rest of the world doesn't need to know about your problems.

 

[binner]

T R E K: it is always worth the trek.

 

[birddog69]

Giant: because the rest of the world doesn't need to know about your problems.

Have you been receiving any therapy for your Giant infatuation? Considering a group session with RB's professional therapists?

 

[johnny]

Giant: because some children in Africa don't even have bikes.

 

[johnny]

Giant: because climate change is going to kill us all anyway.

 

[LPG]

Giant: Making gravel bikes cool, relatively.

 

[pink poodle]

Get your gravel on! You've already given up on life.

 

[crash3]

Polygon: Here's a new bike in your budget you cheap bastard.

I say this as a Polygon owner

 

[pink poodle]

Shimano

Cup and cone wheel bearings, because we're stubborn.

 

[Oddjob]

Shimano

Cup and cone wheel bearings, because we're stubborn.

Shimano

Cup and cone wheel bearings, because you've got nothing better to do than constant bike maintenance.


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[slowmick]

You make Shimano sound like the grumpy dad of the bike world.

"I don't care what bearing other hubs have, we paid good money for these machines to make cup and cone bearings and god help me we're going to use them to make bearings. Cup and cone were good enough for my father, his father and his father before him. They'll do you just fine."