Ad campagains you wish existed and general bike snobbery

[kwikee]

Light Bicycle - The ENVE you have when you're not having ENVE.

 

[Knuckles]

Light Bicycle - curing penis enve since 2013

 

[frenchman]

9niner - It'll match your beard.

 

[fatboyonabike]

Lapierre..because all Frenchmen are cunts (Too Soon?)

 

[Art Vanderlay]

Nike - we sponsored a drug cheat, a murderer and a sex addict........what can you bring to the table?

 

[fatboyonabike]

9niner - It'll match your beard.

because having a proper name would be too ironic!

 

[stirk]

10testicles

 

[pink poodle]

Nomad - THE do it all bike. Just ask a poodle.

Poodle approved.

I'll endorse anything for the right price!

 

[Knuckles]

TLD - helmets for the bellend in your life.

 

[pink poodle]

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10testicles

What is that? The team of awkward boners?

 

[Mica]

So many cables

 

[Knuckles]

Specialized - because fuck you English!

 

[Art Vanderlay]

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So this is a vegan meal? :behindsofa:

 

[Mica]

Specialised - the one word we didn't own the patent for

 

[Knuckles]

Formula - we're not just the sum of our parts.

 

[Knuckles]

Formula - price, weight, reliability. Pick (n)one.

 

[johnny]

Giant - because it's the thought that counts

 

[MARKL]

Trek - when it's better to walk than ride

 

[Knuckles]

Banshee Paradox - because panniers and kick stands.

 

[frenchman]

Crank bros - Proprietary is innovation