Ad campagains you wish existed and general bike snobbery

[Art Vanderlay]

Johnny's bike rack - I made it when I was homeless

 

[Nerf Herder]

Urinal advertising at its best

 

[pink poodle]

I've thoroughly enjoyed this

Another happy customer. Ride Giant.

 

[steve24]

Johnny- when you absolutely positively have to bore every motherfucker in this thread.

 

[Klips]

Rotorburn - because continuing to read a thread you object to and then whinging that you don't like it in that thread makes sense, right?

 

[Rob_74]

Klips - where logic counts

 

[steve24]

Shimano- we make some heavy shit!

 

[Rob_74]

Avids - nothings stopping you

 

[steve24]

Shimano- for those who like a bit more.

 

[pink poodle]

McHuffy...feed it to your kids and I'll call docs.



Buy your kid a death trap and get what you deserve. Ride Huffy.

Hawks bikes. Because Tony needs more money. (And used to mean something)

 

[lindz1817]

Avids - nothings stopping you

This gets my vote so far.

 

[link1896]

Garmin - blaming sync errors on everyone else since 2010

 

[pharmaboy]

Go faster with Avid

 

[Rob_74]

Gu - tastes like poo

but you'll eat it anyhow...

 

[moorey]

Press fit: Welcome to shit creak

 

[Pastavore]

Girvin Girder forks: The future of Mountain Biking.

 

[Rob_74]

Yeti - you too can be a chuntstick

 

[dolphinman]

Rear suspension - when mummy still packs your lunch

Single speed - single mind

Beards - Giant

 

[golden path]

Fat bikes. For when you're fat.

 

[Fish90]

Fat bikes - the hipsters mountain bike