The latest ad for Dominos is 50% off pizzas, dude delivers pizza on half a bike then as he walks away only has half a uniform so has a blurred out arse....so he was riding his bike with his arse hanging out. Didn’t know @moorey was delivering pizzas.
Confessions from the fuckwits
- Thread starter moorey
- Start date
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
I prefer to do my flogging in private
Jpez
Down on the left!
So shifting on the lockdown hardtail went to shit a few weeks ago and no amount of fiddling would fix it. Chuck on a new inner and outer cable. Good for a few rides then went to shit again.
Chain was borderline stretched but still decent.
So bought a new chain. got worse. Still rooted. Has to be the cassette. But hadn’t done too much work
So new one arrives and I throw it on expecting everything to be peachy.
Still rooted. WTF???
So have a closer inspection. And notice some fuckwittery.
I always forget to put the cable ends on so the ends of my cables always get frayed. I know it’s a hanging offence.
So finally I noticed with all the fiddling the cable had frayed and separated up into the guide with all the mucking around I did on the rear mech and was creating friction.
New cable(with end this time) and it’s perfect.
At least I have a spare cassette and chain after all that.
Chain was borderline stretched but still decent.
So bought a new chain. got worse. Still rooted. Has to be the cassette. But hadn’t done too much work
So new one arrives and I throw it on expecting everything to be peachy.
Still rooted. WTF???
So have a closer inspection. And notice some fuckwittery.
I always forget to put the cable ends on so the ends of my cables always get frayed. I know it’s a hanging offence.
So finally I noticed with all the fiddling the cable had frayed and separated up into the guide with all the mucking around I did on the rear mech and was creating friction.
New cable(with end this time) and it’s perfect.
At least I have a spare cassette and chain after all that.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
but we KNOW you own all the Oranges. We can email you an infringement notice and court summons for each one of them.
moorey
call me Mia
Can I forward some on to the 4 guys I’ve sold some to recently? Looking at you @kip01 @fastrider gus (x2) @frenchman and Facebook kid.but we KNOW you own all the Oranges. We can email you an infringement notice and court summons for each one of them.
Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
moorey
call me Mia
Guilty as charged
Dab of superglue is great for this if you cbf or don't have one handy.
Fred Nurk
No custom title here
I've been using heatshrink for this. Of course, if it's the wrong thing to do, this is the fuckwits thread...
JEBBS
Likes Dirt
You should feel right at home with the rest of us
JEBBS
Likes Dirt
you can only blame yourself for being caughtGuilty as charged
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moorey
call me Mia
I confessed unprompted. Cry for help?
JEBBS
Likes Dirt
Therapy will help, or alcohol
moorey
call me Mia
I don’t drink or listen to others.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
I may have found an biggish European bike shop that sends SRAM products Internationally... if I add Shimano it comes up with a big NO.
Have not bought anything yet but it seems to be ok right through to payment.
Prices are great when registered as it drops the VAT off but I am looking for a Lyrik Ultimate which is still 'just' over $1000.
Have not bought anything yet but it seems to be ok right through to payment.
Prices are great when registered as it drops the VAT off but I am looking for a Lyrik Ultimate which is still 'just' over $1000.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
Alcohol helps you pretend to listen.
moorey
call me Mia
I don’t need chemical assistance to tube out.
Flow-Rider
Burner
Magic Mushies ?
moorey
call me Mia
Still chemicals...but frequently in my youth. Never again.